Happy Valentine's Day 💕

HI MY NAM IS EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY ADN TDAY IM STEBBIN JUILIUS CEEZER FOR BEIN A PREP, WESH ME LUCK EMOS!!!!

Found that over at mastodon

I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

she beware on my ides till i march

come home my love i have things i want to put in you 🫦

New death myth: the bus that carries you to the great beyond

people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

these buttons from the dying party city go so hard

Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

Dressing as a character that gives me gender envy for halloween makes me feel so powerful!

Tonight I am the king of gender!

«Have fun, do things you’re bad at and don’t be afraid to be cringe!» I say, while my whole body physically cringes as soon as I’m reminded of anything I’ve ever done in my life…