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I am ready to enter my «erotic period», which is apparently what the legendary queer danish author H.C. Andersen called his slut era

she’s right

what if we kissed... under the missle toad

if you're gonna get into star trek you gotta understand that YES when it works it's some of the best anything ever put to television. but you gotta understand. it absolutely does not always work. you cannot truly love star trek unless you accept the fact that while more than half of the episodes are good, a not-insignificant portion of trek episodes -- especially from the most widely-beloved classic series -- are actually dogshit and terrible. and I would recommend that you love those episodes too

On Friendship.

she beware on my ides till i march

come home my love i have things i want to put in you 🫦

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It’s not easy being a goth with seasonal allergies

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this