The Asset Is Not Allowed To Touch People, But Sometimes He Has Permission To Touch His Commander.

modern ouizzy requested by a friend :-3

stranger gays, you will always be famous

“Don’t ever do that again.” (more)

“I want the shaky chair.” Ciri informs Geralt as they tuck her in for sleep.

“The what?” Jaskier asks, a little confused. But Ciri is not looking at him, she is looking at a very embarrassed looking Geralt.

“Pleeeeaaaseee?” She begs, eyes round and big and very, very effective. They are but putty in her little hands.

“Alright.” Geralt gives in, and Jaskier has no idea what is going on. Until Geralt climbs into bed with her, making himself comfortable as she curls up against his chest.

And starts to purr.

Jaskier doesn’t even hesitate.

“Got room for one more?”

Same

lydia: are you okay?

stiles: no, i'm not. can we please change the subject before i start crying?

I love how everyone just agrees that Wolverine is actually a Kitty cat, and whoever thought it would be a great design to give this 200+ year old grumpiest crankiest honeybadger a cute little kitty ear hair have my utmost respect

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Isn’t the self-destruction coded into us? Programmed into each cell?

Annihilation (2018), dir. Alex Garland

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude