Why Is It Always The Fancylad Boy-king Type Whos The Bottom. Maybe His Tough Loyal Knight Who Uses His

Percival: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother, Newt.

Theseus: What is this? The dark ages? You know what, since you asked, no, you can't. Beat me in a duel!

Izzy deserves a better captain to be homoerotic with. Excuse my crappy French!

Izzy: Are you staying on the ship? Frenchie: Are you? Izzy: No; I have too much work to do, thanks to you lazy twats. Frenchie: Ah, what a coincidence! I'm staying on the ship, too!

Spicy under the cut x

Is this not how it happened?

A very delirious Wade half an hour later:

That's him alright 💅🏻

#making silly faces is reserved only for his daughters

It makes me angry how cute the baby seal is. Absolutely furious and shaking with rage.

Rescued baby seal’s first swim lesson

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granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad