Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by a pornstar Nina Hartley
Nope. Not this time.
I know what the next year brings. I'd rather keep the current year.
Having just passed a milestone birthday myself, I feel this. Getting old ain’t for pussies.
“this is way too sweet”
“they’re remaking that movie already????”
“my back hurts”
“wait, people get mad about that now?”
“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
“hold on let me check my calendar first”
**turns on the radio** [groans]
A whole story told in just these few seconds. Even comes with a happy ending. (Love the pout)