My Main Goal In Life Is To Be Wrong About Quantum Physics In Ways That Make Me Sound Smarter Than The

the essential dykes to watch out for

i love physics but i don’t think physics loves me

TFW even the math textbook is telling you to take a break

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

laughing with your friends and eating good food are kind of the whole point of life

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

Tough times never last, but tough people do.