Everything-electrical-will-stay - Mad's Blog :)

By Mary Ruefle

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TFW even the math textbook is telling you to take a break

kinda gay to be scientists in a lab. what do you mean you're "experimenting" with your "partner"?

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

list (para)phrased from wikipedia

answers are in the form [name], the study of (description)

sorry if i missed one. unless it's astr*logy then i dont care

Give in to applied math (learn fancy ways to braid your and your friends' hair)

like look at these, they're so loooong 😭 noodle ass galaxies

remember in fleabag when claire and fleabag were sitting at the cemetery and claire said "I can't wait to be old" like i don't know why but that line fundamentally changed my brain chemistry. she said it so tiredly but at the same time how fucking revolutionary is it to see someone on television express anything other than distaste for getting older, especially a woman? claire is my fucking favorite