Tanis Ball

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I know its a shitty situation and were tired but we still have to try to fight for a life that's worth living.

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reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

Bloomin’ Onion Blues

Darn my vegetarian ways… I found out today while doing some research, that Bloomin’ Onions are fried in beef fat. So now I must lament the loss of these calorie dense treats from my diet… even if they were rare to begin with xD 

Also a helpful warning to all those out there that are Vegetarians …do be careful for those sneaky animal fat oils ^_^ 

I hope everyone of you is having a lovely day <3 And that you’re enjoying some of the foods that you love ^_^ 

Love you all, 

~FtK

Nora: Alright, how about this one; you're abducted by aliens and you're taken to their world as a curiosity. Would you rather be in a zoo or in the circus?

Jaune: Zoo. I can work my own schedule in a zoo.

Nora: But if you're in a circus, you get to travel, see the planet.

Jaune: Yeah, but they'd make me wear a hat and jump through rings of fire. They'll put their heads in my mouth.

Nora: That's showbiz, Jaune.

Jaune: In a zoo, they might put a lady in my cage to see if, uh... To see if we mate.

Nora: What if they're not interested?

Jaune: Then my life isn't any different. Except I'd get to ride in a space ship.

Worst Date

Jaune: Hey, Yang, what’s the worst kind of person to date?

Yang: Uhh… Jocks, pilots, politicians, therapists, firefighters, correctional officers, emt, lawyers…? Those are mostly because they’re too stressful, and prone to cheating.

Jaune: That’s not what I meant… but, that’s useful information nonetheless.

Yang: Oh? Who is the worst person to date then?

Jaune: A geocronologist; Those guys will date anything.

Yang: …?

Yang: What is…?

Yang: …?!

Yang: Pfft! Hahahahaha! Damn that was funny!

Jaune: Thank you, thank you very much!

Yang: Hey, Jaune: they call people who make jokes a gagger. Care to know how much you can make me gag~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: That… That was a sexual innuendo. Right?

Yang: Care to find out~?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Yes.

Yang: Good choice lover boy, good choice~!

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)