Sometimes L'm Late Because I Sit Like This For A Long Time

Dani Phantom helps the justice league and makes an offhand comment of being a clone and now everyone's trying to figure out who of.

Superman is convinced beyond doubt that lex made another clone of him with some other super's DNA, this is made even more convincing to him because she talks about vlad as 'that one weirdo billionaire who made me'

Green Arrow thinks she's made of Captain Marvel. It started as a way to be goofy, but then she unleashed Lightning and he correlated that to the symbol on Marvel's chest.

Batman's more than a little concerned about the fact that it could be one of his brood purely because the Al Ghuls are fucking insane and he wouldn't put it past them.

When they all eventually confront Dani about it, trying to figure put if she's a clone of one of them, she just full on fucking laughs at them and calls Danny. Danny shows up and introduces himself to the Justice League and settles it.

(Superman isn't convinced Danny's not a clone of him)

Such a beautiful, gorgeous and breathtaking place! :-)

Glowing winter night, feels so magical | golden_heart

Location: Zermatt, Alps (Foot of the Matterhorn), Switzerland

i love battinson sm for many reasons & boy oh boy i want my autistic baby jason & autistic legend bruce bonding

You know when Captain Marvel get exposed for being a ten-year old, most of the time the JL members became uncharacteristically ‘Mean’, but tbf they are literally just a team of confuse adults handling an equally confuse ten year old in an unfamiliar situation, where they are definitely not equipped to handle. (Say all you want about Batman knowing the truth, he still is as lost as the other heroes, hence his lack of action. )

Than again, ten year olds are rather petty (most of the time atleast), so a team of confuse adults dealing with a petty ten year old is a rather fun recipe that would lead anyone trying to follow said recipe into a morbit disarray.

When in doubt, all you need is a qualified adult to swoop in and save the day :D

(Right, let’s just throw gasoline into a wild fire, that would definitely stop it. I mean when there is nothing left to burn the fire would probably stop….Eventually!)

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In the midst of the meeting..

Billy: That’s it! What we need is an intervention from an experienced adult!

Hal: But we are adults?

Billy: ಠಿ_ಠ

….

Billy: Just call your guardians.

So there it is, one afternoon, up in space where most hero resides in the watchtower. If you try to peek through a really small hole (or use your x-ray vision)… There was..

An aging butler, two retired farmers, a literal Goddess, a (The) Wizard and other member’s parentual / guardian figure argueing in a large room about the validity of a ten-year old superhero.

Bonus:

Superman rushed to Kansas frantically searching for another set of clothing to give to his parents once he found out (to his horror) that his parents had decided to wear his merch, up to the watch tower lol.

Que a montage where most of the heroes’ parents decided to tell embarrassing stories about their children, much to the dismay of said hero ( and much to the joy of Billy. )

jason: soooo, who's the new guy?

billy, currently sitting in the manor's living room eating a sandwich: hi

damian: i'm just as lost as you are

dick, inspecting billy carefully: wait a minute. blue eyes, black hair, around ten/eleven-ish

tim, catching up: oh shit, do you happen to be an orphan by any chance, new guy?

billy, very confused: yeah? how did you know?

dick: fucking hell bruce! you adopted another kid and you didn't tell us! again!

bruce, entering the room, also confused: what?

damian: pennyworth won't be happy about this, father

jason: i thought we were past this, bruce. we already talked, you cannot fill the void with even more stray kids who somewhat resemble younger you

tim, sighing: where did you kidnap him from this time?

bruce:

billy: uhh i think there's been a misunderstanding...

bruce, so done with this shit: boys, i'd like you to meet captain marvel

dick, jason, tim, damian: o h ?

A sudden, terrifying thought

When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.

If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.

Now look at this dragon.

See those eyes?

They’re to the SIDE.

This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.

What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…

As PREY?

Oh my, someone please write a fanfic. 😍

I'm having a writer's block so here's a hc I've been thinking about for a while.

Hc of a MC that used to play the obey me game before going to the devildom.

Diavolo: Welcome to the devildom, MC.

MC: No way! You're Diavolo!

Diavolo: How do you-

MC: And that's Lucifer!

Lucifer: ??

MC: I'll be attending RAD right? For the exchange program.

Lucifer: That is correct but how did you-

MC: Oh and that's Beel! Asmo and Satan too! This is so cool!

Everyone: *looking at each other confused*

Random Kid: Batman’s the best JL member

Billy: Batman’s a dweeb

Kid: fine, then who’s you’re favorite?

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Clark, still in metropolis, zeroing in on this conversation: 👀

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Billy, not needing the wisdom of Solomon to realize what he has done: (sweating) none…none of them, I like them all e-equally…

I’m just saying, the Volturi would get a whole lot more members if they offered to pay off student loans for anyone who was willing to join them. Like, if some random sketchy woman with red eyes came up to me while I was figuring out how I’m gonna pay my next water bill and pay off my student loans and said that if I joined her friends my debts would be paid I would pack my bags and join the immortal life in a heartbeat if it meant I didn’t have to stress over paying back thousands of dollars to the government for the rest of my life.

Very brave of me to make a set of illustrations that's 90% hands

Anyway. This is about my personal theories/headcanons about the vision requirements

EDIT: I made a post elaborating on my theories/headcanons! Check it out if you wanna know a bit more :D

EDIT (again): Just so you know (bc ppl keep mentioning it in the tags), I am well aware Archons don't personally give out visions😅 The Archons' hands are supposed to be more symbolic, since it IS heavily implied they have a subconcious affect on who gets one, even if they don't actually have any active say in it