Batman Meets Danny A Few Times And Is Like "oh Yes A New Child" Only For Danny To Be The Most Slippery

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Ok proper AU idea/thoughts on my idea of Danny being a reborn version of Pariah and Clockworks kid. (Link here)

No one knows that Danny is a reborn version of their kid (At least except the Observants who don’t want to tell anyone and were freaking the fuck out with TUE thing because OH this kid’s gonna be Pariah 2.0 AND WE DON’T HAVE ANOTHER SARCOPHAGUS! FUCKKK!GET CLOCKWORK TO CONTROL HIS KID) Clockwork and Pariah’s kid was young when they got killed/died and so they had no idea what he’d look like.

Clockwork is fond of Danny doesn’t know exactly why…maybe because he reminds him or a younger Pariah, but he’s protective over him. Pariah of course had zero idea with everything.

It’s actually due to Vlad that everyone finds out. Vlad finds out that ghosts and their children have bonds and he goes ‘ah well if I cause Daniel’s core to activate it will bond with me as only other half ghost’ and so finds a way to activate Danny’s core…only it doesn’t link to him, it links to Clockwork who drops his staff and is suddenly realising everything that his kid is alive… and it links to a closed Sarcophagus that suddenly starts shaking.

Danny’s not sure what Vlad was trying to do but guess he failed he doesn’t feel anything really…

He has no idea that the ghost zone is in chaos…and the Observants are trying to run away to a different plan of existence before anyone figures out they knew.

"Hey Danny, say the word 'hair' in every single language you know." "Alright, how long can you make a TikTok?"

It's apparently some challenge, and another TikTokker doesn't believe Tucker when he says he knows someone who knows pretty much every language. So Danny, who has a built in cheat code to understand all dead languages, proceeds to say the word Hair in every single language he knows.

Tucker posts it.

Two weeks later, Jon Kent is scrolling through TikTok while lounging on the couch, his parents in the kitchen being gross.

There's this weird kid, face blurred and voice out of pitch for privacy, saying the word "hair" in every language he knows. It's a long video, and apparently there's three parts.

Then the boy says "hair" in perfect Kryptonian.

Then the boy breaks down and laughs, continuing in Kryptonian to say

"<<I think we're gonna have to blur me out man, that one was probably a mistake. I can already feel Superman breathing down my neck.>>"

"I can't understand you man, you're not speaking English."

The blurred teen laughs again and switches, repeating himself in English.

Clark is already by Jon's side by the time Jon looks up, eyes wide.

They call Bruce.

Jason: So.

Jason: How many murders did you refrain from committing today?

Damian: Thirty two.

Jason: Good for you.

Jason: Here, have a cookie.

it’s a general consensus that batman’s cape is a bigger dimension in the inside where all the little batlings hide but: how do they all move?

do they:

• cling onto batman’s body like a koala?

• do a lil shuffle waltz and waddle with every step?

• wear heelies/ roller skates so they just slide as they cling onto batman’s body?

Okay but imagine an AU where Nightwing is in Fawcett City for a case or something and somehow discovers that Captain Marvel is actually an orphan child. I just imagine his brain going “black hair, blue eyes, Batson” and his inner Bruce just comes out and he convinces Billy to come home with him and adopts him.

Which means that Batman is now his grandfather.

I just want the League to not know about this new development and see this weird new dynamic between Batman and Captain Marvel and be like “wtf is going on”. Like Batman is probably acting warmer towards Billy which is just weird to the League because 1. Batman is not nice to anyone and 2. why Captain Marvel?????

Of coure I reblog. It really matter. And I'm disgusted by everyone who don't take this seriously.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

The ghost king ring switches depending on what emotion is strongest in the wearer for pariah dark that was rage he was quick to rage but know how to use it to his advantage

For danny though he's not rage filled thus when the ring claims him as the new ghots king it changes it changes to the emotion he feels the most hope.

Hope for an easy life hope to be an astronaut hope his parents would accept him

Danny becomes the ghostly king of hope being in his mere presence fills ghosts with energy

Basically the ring of rage is a ghostly lantern ring artifact that switches depending on the most powerful emotion the current wearer embodieds

I thought I already answered this but then the end was different. Huh. Anyway, Danny definitely isn't giving the Lanturn Ring Artifact to the guardians or whatever no matter what they say. This has lead to strains in diplomatic relations.

On the plus side (or down side depending on how you view it) many hell and elderich dimensions are open to meeting and negotiating with the new King of the Infinite Realms.

This is legit the most gorgeous picture that I ever seen.

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