english: coconut oil
french: :)
english: oh boy
french: oil of the nut of the coco
psa: continue creating even if you think its corny or unworthy. i promise you its not. we all start from somewhere, and you can only grow if you keep trying
so ghost king danny right. kings are ritch. so in theory danny could be a sugar daddy if he wanted to. so i propose danny becoming john constantine’s sugar daddy, on accident. like…
danny is college age in his early twenties and he is in an occult shop (like a real one) and hears the counter lady tell a cute clearly laminal blond that he didn’t have the money to pay for the stuff he was trying to buy. so danny putting on his mid-western charm and saying he will pay for it. the blond thanked him and left.
aaaand then they kept running into each other. at the grocery store, a wendys, bookstore. each time danny pays for the cute guys things. eventually the guy asks when their date is and danny is confused why the guy asked him on a date but totally exited a cute guy asked him out (no you sweet summer child you have been romancing him without realizing).
so danny takes john to a really nice diner. its an expensive place too, like one stake costs 120. and of course danny being raised in a small mid-western town knows how to treat guy, and pays for everything. danny over the next 5 months keeps spoiling his chaotic gremlin of a boyfriend, always buying him the most expensive gifts.
and danny didn’t realize he was basically johns sugar daddy this whole time, it took john meeting danny as phantom at a JL meeting and going “bloody fuck im the ghost kings suger baby” and things descend into chaos.
this also might even be a good agnst set up if john was just looking for some passing fun but danny thought he was in a serious relationship.
everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby
You are %100 percent allowed to not like, and even hate a queer ship.
Maybe you think they’re toxic, maybe you think they wouldn’t work as a couple, maybe you think they’re better off with someone else, maybe you like them as friends, maybe you like that characters better as single, or maybe you just simply don’t see it. They’re all completely valid reasons.
However, if your reasoning for not liking that ship is “omg no! they’re both straight”
I’m going to assume you’re homophobic.
When Dan was released from his prison, he was ready to go toe to toe in a rematch with his past self. Instead he was handed a baby and guided to two toddlers by Clockwork. The Ancient of Time explained to him that his parents accidentally created a machine that de-aged ghosts. Now Danny and Ellie, as well as Jazz who was just liminal enough to be affected are all tiny tots without a place to go.
That's about all the explanation Dan gets before he's pushed through a portal and into an alley. Before Clockwork closes the portal he tells Dan "Single fatherhood may be tough but do not lose hope!"
Wait..... Single fatherhood!?
That feeling when you sit in your class, listening to your professor bitching about lgbt+, while reading gay smut fics under the table.
Lovely Blood Burst... wtf?!
Also feel free to include a description of what you think it’d look like if you reblog 😁
A - Ethereal
B - Miracle
C - Sparkling
D - Celestial
E - Beautiful
F - Magical
G - Shining
H - Dramatic
I - Twinkling
J - Royal
K - Elegant
L - Imperial
M - Lovely
N - Angelic
O - Resplendent
P - Dancing
Q - Evanescent
R - Wondrous
S - Heavenly
T - Divine
U - Iridescent
V - Dreaming
X - Glorious
Y - Alluring
Z - Ephemeral
1 - Diamond
2 - Blood
3 - Love
4 - Starlight
5 - Lunar
6 - Rose
7 - Heart
8 - Aqua
9 - Cosmic
10 - Midnight
11 - Twilight
12 - Rainbow
13 - Lightning
14 - Venom
15 - Butterfly
16 - Flame
17 - Dragon
18 - Fairy
19 - Ice
20 - Galaxy
21 - Velvet
22 - Snow
23 - Spirit
24 - Rebel
25 - Soul
26 - Serpent
27 - Tiara
28 - Blossom
29 - Crystal
30 - Nightmare
31 - Layer
January - Flash
February - Kiss
March - Burst
April - Beam
May - Convergence
June - Storm
July - Blaze
August - Fist
September - Shower
October - Scythe/Blade (your choice)
November - Shot
December - Embrace
If they were, All Might would actually help Midoriya with Ofa and perhaps help him achieve Full Cowl much sooner. Or idk, Aizawa (or SOMEONE, really) could have helped him. Like really, who would look at kid breaking his bones and think its because he was too lazy to train his quirk? (ep. 5- Aizawa during softball throw). Izuku didn't even have to tell the whole truth about Ofa, he just have to say he is a late bloomer or something and don't know how to control it. There is enough fanfics with this and many are really good with how they approached this issue.
And another thing since I'm already deep in rant. The forest training camp. Everyone knew LoV is targeting the 1-A kids, everyone knew they should boost security. And yet, the teachers were so arrogant they thought noone would discover the "secret camp location" ™ and that the 6 adults are enough to protect 40 kids. The Wild, Wild Pussycats are public figures and its established that in this universe, heroes are basically celebrities. So, the fact they own whole f-ing forest is most likely public knowledge. Yes, maybe there are other locations where camp could have been, but to me this seem like the most obvious choice. And even if LoV didn't originaly knew, they could have just follow the bus the students used to get there. And once again, the number of adults. If I were a principal of hero school and my students had villain targets on their backs, I would sent with them as much heroes as possible. There are ways how they could get there secretly, teleportation quirks do exist. So to cut this short, this whole arc could have been so much better and less stresful if Nedzu used the big brain he claim he have (if he isn't traitor, of course).
And on that note, the very concept of U.A. traitor. Yes, it is real possibility, but also isn't. There are millions of ways how LoV could have get all the secret info. Quirks like Mind reading, Precognition, Clairvoyance, Scrying, Tracking and many more. All For One is f-ing fossil with hundreds, if not thousands quirks. He most definitely have means to track heroes every movement. Or even plain old hacking is an option. So once again, its possible no traitor even exist (but I don't deny there maybe is, it adds a nice drama).
So overal, the whole series would have been different if the U.A. staff actually did their job properly.
(Sorry for the long rant, I really needed to get this out of my system).
BNHA but the teachers are actually competent.
ALRIGHT! 👏🏽 A prompt. (Or, well. A premise.) I’m schtealing a lot of worldbuilding from @mediumsizedpidegon‘s post here so bear with me please.
The Bats, however they catch wind of Amity, catch wind of Amity Park. Of course they do. Amity Park has a very distinct presence— Or, well, a lack of a presence. It may have an abundance of documented weirdness online, from folk stories to abandoned livestreams to concerning details in expats’ online blogs.
But there is no online evidence of Amity Park that leaves Amity Park.
So. What is a family of detectives to do when confronted with the need to gather physical evidence? Road Trip, baby!🏄🏽♂️🚗🚞🚡
Everyone hops in the car/Batplane and makes their way to Amity Park; they make hotel reservations, ring up the only reasonably rich enough people to even touch their social circle (the Manson family, and Vlad Masters, apparently), make an itinerary for all the documented tourist stops to hit up while in town off the town website, and prepare themselves for whatever dimensional weirdness is causing a complete tech blackout on the town and an inability to be found by satellite.
They get about ten feet into Amity proper when they meet the first local.
His name is Danny. He’s nice! Affable. He looks a lot like any other Wayne sibling, actually, if a little on the younger side. He notices it’s their first time in town. Do they need any help getting around?
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