Have You Ever Thought Of A Chinese Dragon Combined With A Dachshund Or A Ferret?

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So you wanna make a movie?

If you are anything like me, you’ve thought about making your own movie before. You may want to write a script, design the storyboard, direct, or maybe all that and more. Well friends, you have stumbled to the right place. I am going to make my first ever short film this summer with absolutely no experience. Over the next few months, I am going to write, edit, film, and make an entire movie from 1/3 of an idea. I am by no means qualified, but this will be a really good learning experience for me and hopefully anyone who tags along. I’ll share my successes and all of my failures. Most importantly I want to have fun and I hope you do to. If anyone gets this on their feed (which is very unlikely because this is my first ever post lol) I want this to be your sign to create something that you’ve been wanting to for a while. Something small or something big. The world doesn’t wait forever so grab your camera and let’s get moviemaking!

sir, you cannot name your son “Papa_Roach_Scars.mp3”, we just won’t allow it

I love this so much

so, i live on  the fourth floor of an apartment building that faces a fairly busy street; it’s on a hill so car noises are pretty regular over the course of the day. because i’m high above the street, you obviously can’t see the cars unless you look out the window, right? but sometimes the sun reflects off the car roofs or whatever, and so there’ll be a light on my ceiling as a car passes by.

so my cat? whenever he hears a loud engine, day or night, he looks at my ceiling. even if there is no refraction going on. to him, those are the sounds of light on the ceiling. sometimes the light appears and there is a loud noise. it’s 8pm and a truck just passed and he watched the ceiling as the car moved past my windows – no reflection this time of night, but trucks are ceiling creatures and i just think that’s such a like – it’s a good correlation, buddy!! you figured it out!! you’re wrong but you’re so smart!!

for literal decades, US schools have policed the clothing of young girls and the clothing and hair of black students so meticulously it’s straight up harassment, but now that they’re being asked to enforce a mask mandate in schools, which, btw, is a million times simpler and easier to enforce than these absurd dress codes, they “can’t control students in that way” because they “value student’s bodily autonomy” stfu and tell us with your whole chest that you’re scared of the rich white soccer mom PTA head cutting funding and you don’t think women & black students deserve bodily autonomy.

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

Isn’t this considered fraud? Isn’t ICE literally breaking the law?