Just To Be Clear, This Is Not A Shitpost Or A Joke. This 22 Year Old Has In Fact Been Appointed Mayor

To quote George Carlin... bullshit is truly the American soundtrack

Whoever did this stole my idea and I seek to prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law

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I have bed bugs and not the 4-wheeled kind

I'm about to die

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Always demand a deadline. A deadline weeds out the extraneous and the ordinary. It prevents you from trying to make it perfect, so you have to make it different. Different is better.

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I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

“Do not touch”

Must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.

This Lovecraftian monstrosity may look like an amalgam of dying octopuses, but it’s actually a single creature called a Basket Star, a type of deep sea brittle star. They can reach up to 11 pounds in weight and 70 cm in length!

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