My Favourite Take On The Suez Canal Incident Tm

“You don’t need a perfect relationship. All you need is someone who loves your weirdness, wants to spend time with you and respects you.”

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Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!

evil rush bomb sawyer

evil beach boys wouldn’t it be knife

Damn, I guess living a few hundred miles inland kinda sucks if you want to man a lighthouse

I like this idea

#LateStageCapitalism

When people get pregnant, they will give up smoking, give up alcohol, give up coffee and soda, give up fondue and raw cheese, give up cold cuts and sushi, all because they have heard somewhere, from someone, that these things can be bad for the baby. They don’t know the research, haven’t looked at the studies, can’t talk about sample sizes and control groups. But their dedication to their future child’s safety is so strong, their caution is so overpowering, that they give up these things just in case. 

So it baffles me when those same people will insist on spanking their kids. 

Even when they are shown the research.

 Regardless of what the experts in the field say. 

No matter who says it. 

Or how it is said. 

People are so invested in this ability to hit their kids without judgement or consequence, that it absolutely confounds me.