I Turned On The Light In The Dining Room But Tubby Had Been Sleeping In A Chair And It Woke Her Up And

no money accepted

cashier: that’ll be 18 bucks please! me: alright! do you accept credit? cashier: no me: ok… i have cash cashier: we dont accept cash either me: ……… cashier: get out me:

:)

Remember, kids – always finish painting your foreground layers!

Even if the background colors look fine through it…

…your bodiless torsos will be, uh… less than hidden.

Great Vowlue™️

i have a debilitating fear of owls can you tell me something about them that will make me less afraid?

categorically speaking, most of an owl is just... fluff!

no seriously, here's a barn owl, feathers on:

and here's a barn owl, feathers off:

(no worries guys, it's a model)

it's not even chicken-sized! most of it is just legs.

and this is true of most owls, which is why they're so dang light!

‘hell’ and ‘fuck’ combining into the much less substantial ‘heck’ is literally exactly the same energy as sodium and chloride combing to make table salt

Money can't buy happiness? I'm pretty happy having teeth...

Like it or not this is how it is 😐

Don’t buy other stuff