I Tried This (just With Cider Because I Didn't Want To End Up In The Hospital) And Would Recommend It,

You have options. I promise you, you have options. Even if you blow up your whole life, change your name and train hop half way across the country- you still have options. So long as you are alive you have choices and chances. If you can’t see them, ask someone else. Ask a stranger or someone who loves you. Anyone not in your situation will have different a perspective. Stay safe and stay alive.

Harry Du Bois is simultaneously a fascist hating communist, bent on achieving a goal that whole revolutions have failed to complete, and also the type of guy to cry because Kim didn't tuck him into bed.

Been listening to The New Normal on repeat since it dropped, glad to see Will Wood is back making music after the hiatus.

A straitjacket is bondage gear if you're enlightened

My favorite comment on I Lied About the Apple Thing (Skeleton-Bones Edition)

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

In light of the SBR anime announcement

Literally Emma Woodhouse

no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind

Gavin when he looks across the courtroom