Can You Draw Elder Fairy? He's My Favorite Cookie

I feel so seen

In case you wake up one night and decide to chose violence! Have some blinkies for all of your passive aggressive vampire political needs.

I love ships that are like. I'm broken. I'm a broken person. I'm flawed, and damaged. You're broken too. I see your flaws and your damage. And you see mine. And I can't fix you. And you can't fix me. It's far too late for either of us, and we're both too damaged to fix anyone anyway. But perhaps we could be broken together. Perhaps if I hold you, and you hold me, we can hold each other together and we won't break any further. Perhaps if we do break then we'll break together, and be one big mess that can't be separated, for someone else to clean up. Perhaps that would make it all bearable.

dream come true

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Andy Milder for just 'you',no exact name

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Joyeuse Saint-Valentin!

Happy Valentine's Day! So, check it out: we're super into this fanfic named 'a minute to midnight' (Written by our dear Vivienne@vampiric-hungers-archived, you can find it on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/48687895), and it totally inspired us, so me and my bud@it-holic commissioned LaCroix's Voice Actor Andy to whip up this fan video.The lines in the video were crafted by our super talented Vivienne too,yup we did it together!Big shoutout to Andy and Vivienne!

BTW I've used the audio files provided by Andy to make a video to make it feel like you're in the game lol.Hope you're vibing with it.Happy Valentine's Day again, kindred!

I don't know if somebody already talked about it, but I also don't remember finding this type of theory surrounding the inspiration origins of Crème Republic (because ofc the wiki had to make everything about the States again-)

We more or less know the inspiration for all the Ancient's kingdoms – some with distinctive cultures, some (like Faerie Kingdom) are mostly folklore. But the consensus of Crème Republic is that it's mostly something Greek or Roman that's being occupied by French for some reason.

Well, I think there is a reason for them being specifically French in a Greek-based place, because that's exactly what it is. Let me introduce you to the Latin Empire.

So, long story short: that'd explain their mostly French names and the understandable dissatisfaction of the native Cookies' of the Sea of them taking up the majority of the Council seats. Their cartoonish goodness and glory doesn't exactly match with the history (especially with the fact that in crk Vanillians are war refugees instead of, y'know, crusaders. and thank god) – but eh well, Constantinople (now Istanbul) was an ancient city with a rich history and culture even back then, and even more so now. Devsis kinda had to get rid of the monarchy in favour of more Roman-style government, but that's for the better ig?

It's still my favourite Kingdom in crk because I just love the whole warm vibes of it and it has all my favourite cookies in there, but it's interesting how people may have overlooked this obvious reference to the concept of Francocracy lol

Yeah and

Tumblr is beautiful because

I had no clue so many people wanted to fuck Sebastian Lacroix's 5'2 ass

In the Desert View Motel

"I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I have kept the faith. Henceforth there is laid up for me a crown of righteousness.(2 Timothy 4:7)"

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Love the vibe!

This scene is literally

I just want to put it out there: even though I'm a die-hard Shadowfaerie fan (the 40+ pages fanfiction about them must be a hint to this but idk), I am in full support of other Elder Faerie pairings*, for instance – ElderCacao. I think one day I'm absolutely going to write something about them too, because, well, I appreciate the rarity – it takes guts to ship something so rare, I also appreciate the aesthetic (the entire Elder Faerie's and his Kingdom vibe is Silmarillion/LOTR coded, but this particular pairing – especially, for some reason), and also old man yuri supremacy. I have nothing against that as well, but honestly I'm fed up with DC being shipped exclusively with fragile little meow-meows, give him someone Tolkienishly knightly already 🍃✨🧝‍♀️

*aside from, perhaps, ElderLily, but not because I actively dislike them or sm, I'm just not particularly interested in them 🙌

Sometimes I'm very glad that I deleted Twitter, because TO THIS DAY I've seen people from there hating on Dark Cacao or/and his ships with whomever except PV, branding him as toxic and 😩problematic😩 father.

Now I understand what people mean by saying that media literacy is dead, because they'll be crying to have morally gray characters in CRK but then couldn't handle even obviously good ones like Dark Cacao, who actually IS A GOOD GUY, and his relationships with Choco don't negate this.

And GOD FORBID you show even a mild interest in pairing him with one of the Ancients (except PV) or, gasp, 😱Affogato😱, even though I can bet it was everyone's first thought when he got released and we didn't know anything about the character yet. People be crying for "toxic doomed old man yaoi", but only when it has the room to make it actually not toxic and doomed, because GOD FORBID a problematic scheming bastard does something problematic and betrays everyone's trust, color me shocked. And when they actually have an opportunity to look into one-sided exploitative end-justifying-means relationship they'll eat you alive. I'm not even the biggest fan of this ship, but I had interest in it in 2022 and witnessing the amount of hate on it, I abandoned it on the spot, even though I love character analysis and royal plotting genre (and let's be real, it got so bad not even so much because of the couple of weirdos drawing disturbing stuff about them on Twitter, but because it interfered with fandoms PureCacao fanon. No hate to this ship though, but it is what it is).

‼️ BLOOD, DEATH/?/ ‼️

"Engulf oneself in silence"