"How Can You Like These Very Toxic And Horrible Characters That Have Done Despicable And Unforgivable

to all the marauders fans out there ... october is among us once more.

writing sex scenes is really funny because half the time you're like omg I'm such a god, this is the hottest thing ever written and then the other half of the time you're like oh my fucking god this is the most embarrassing thing ever written by a human, I can't let anyone see this ever.

and then you do anyway.

"We were teenagers in a war and it seemed so dreadfully romantic - star crossed lovers. A Death Eater and an Order Member, heir to the Blacks and a half blood werewolf. It was never real. It couldn't be, I was in love with his brother–" Remus sighed, a long exhale of breath as he looked off into space, "I still visit his grave, sometimes. Narcissa has been there a few times. We never spoke. She was… unexpectedly respectful, from the first time she saw me there."

Should I do a college au or an underage student/teacher situation?

Everytime I see something about Bartylus, Prongsfoot, Moonwater, ect. And the comments are ‘aww so best friends so platonic 🥰’ I start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

Yes, yes, yes, moonwater spends a lot of time in the library together and they’re literature nerds… but—

I want them to be smoke buddies too.

I already hc that Remus self medicates bc he HURTS bro. (The Poppy Patch, yada yada)

But Reg picked it up from Barty and he just loves a good smoke sometimes, ya know?

One night as they’re packing up to leave the library Remus makes a comment,

“Damn, I could really use a smoke,” he groans.

“You have a pack.” Regulus huffs, “I’m certainly not going to stop you.” He shrugs.

“No, different smoke. A muggle kind,” He mirrors the shrug.

“Oh, cannabis?” Regulus perks up (as much as he can) “Barty shares with me sometimes, I thought he was the only one who had that stuff.”

Remus eyes him skeptically before shouldering his bag. “I’ll share with you, how about we go to the astronomy tower and light up?”

From there it becomes routine.

After “book club” winds down, they migrate to the astronomy tower and smoke, passing back and forth until they’re sated.

It’s just what they need in order to relax and let things finally progress between the two of them.

Regulus loves shotgunning

(WHAT— who said that?)

Me: *writes an amazing chapter*

Me: Ah yes. That is amazing. Can't wait to begin the next one. So many possibilities!

Me: *turns off my laptop and goes into a month-long depression*

can't let the gang know i fw moonwater

born to write fanfics. forced to bear the burden of life

how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child