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ROCKSTARS AS DOGS
What more could a person want when rock musicians and dogs exist? What if I told you that the two are much more similar than you might expect?
Let's have a look at some of the most iconic rockstars and the adorable dog breeds that they look strangely similar to!
[this article is satire and should not be taken seriously]
Slash as a Bouvier des Flandres
With his long, dark curls that cover most of his face, Slash closely resembles the soft-tempered Bouvier des Flandres.
Duff McKagan as a long-haired Dachshund
Now, don't shoot me, but Duff's long blonde locks and elongated, lanky shape instantly remind me of a long-haired dachshund!
Axl Rose as a silky terrier
Long, silky smooth auburn locks, and a quick temper. Am I talking about Axl Rose or about a silky terrier? The answer is; both!
James Hetfield as an Airdale terrier
If you squint your eyes you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference between these two friendly, moustached faces.
Kirk Hammett as a black poodle
This one should be obvious. Both Hammett and a black poodle share luscious black curls, big brown eyes, and a soft temper.
Lars Ulrich as a chihuahua
Okay, I hear you. I may have done Lars a little dirty with this one... But you can't deny that these two bear a striking resemblance.
Lemmy Kilmister as a Scottish terrier
It's the long hair and handlebar moustache that really makes this one convincing. What do you think?
Alice Cooper as an Afghan hound
Long black hair, intense gaze, slender face... Alice Cooper totally looks like an Afghan hound and you can't tell me otherwise.
Dave Mustaine as a Cocker spaniel
Whenever Dave doesn't wear his usual snarl, he looks awfully similar to a Cocker spaniel. What kind of magic is in this man's shampoo?!
Steven Tyler as a Shih tzu
Cheerful, fashionable (arguably), and the ability to reach some of the highest notes. I'd use those words to describe both Tyler and a Shih tzu.
Jimi Hendrix as a Portuguese waterdog
Both Jimi and the Portuguese waterdog sport a head full of dark hair, friendly eyes, and an optimistic and energetic personality.
Ozzy Osbourne as an English bulldog
How could you not feel happiness when looking at these pictures? The Prince of Darkness is nothing but a ball of joy, just like an English bulldog.
Whelp! That concludes the list. For now. I'm planning to add more rockstar-dog breed comparisons to this list as time goes by. If you have any suggestions, please do share them!
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