【Axl N' Slash ❣】

vomits eighties but, like, Stylishly

What about a crack a/b/o fic where the Time Ripper gives Wade a/b/o characteristics bc Logan had them in his universe and they both freak out about it?

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Wade suddenly leaned close to Logan’s neck—making his hackles immediate rise. It’d been awhile since anyone dared to get close enough to scent Logan, but he was familiar with the entitled behavior. Alphas sniffing around whenever they wanted— sticking their noses in places they shouldn’t.

“Ooo nice cologne! It’s really giving Canadian wild man,” Wade said and leaned away, smiling like he hadn’t just rudely violated Logan’s space. It’s not like he could possible know it reeked of alpha behavior.

Logan glared at him, wary. “I’m not wearing any cologne.”

“Riiiight,” Wade drawled, “so you just naturally smell like freshly fallen snow and pine trees?”

And a subtle hint of burning wood and tobacco, but Wade wasn’t going to mention that. It was obvious Logan smoked like a chimney.

Every bone in Logan’s body tensed. “Yeah? I just smell like this.”

Wade paused; a rare occurrence of thinking before he spoke. If Logan wasn’t yanking his chain, it probably had to do with his mutation. Honestly, Wade expected him to smell more like a wet dog, given the ‘wild animal’ accusations, but he wasn’t complaining. It smelled like the cologne an actor down on their luck would advertise to remind the world of how sexy and manly they were. If Logan chose to douse himself in the Sexy ManTM cologne and hide it under the sink, Wade wasn’t going to throw a fit.

In fact, he might thank him for it. The whole apartment had the smell of Canadian wilderness, just on the side of forest fire. Logan must have sprayed the place (and he meant either literally with a bottle of cologne or like Mary Puppins did sometimes when she felt territorial- if Logan was telling the truth).

“Wow,” Wade said, deciding to let it go just because Logan’s shoulders were up to his ears and his knuckles were tight in a fist.

A sore spot maybe. He wouldn’t question it, even though he really wanted to. Didn’t mean Wade wasn’t going to tease him, though.

“God really does pick favorites, huh?”

Logan huffed and grumbled under his breath, “It’s given me more trouble than it’s worth. Not exactly a gift.”

Logan scent was always potent. Smelly, to most— intoxicating to some. People couldn’t decide if they resented him just for existing and smelling the way he did or if his potent scent gave them a free pass to treat him like he was for sale. More subtle smelling omegas usually got by unnoticed, but nothing about Logan was subtle or allowed him to fly under the radar.

Wade didn’t seem to know what to make of the comment, looking as if he would vocalize a stream of question marks if he could. (How on earth could naturally smelling like the sexiest man alive be a bad thing??) Logan felt a stab of envy, thinking about how lucky Wade was living without the cloud of pheromones in the air and the countless rules based on secondary genders.

Logan also didn’t know what to think about the fact that Wade was only now saying something about his scent. Since he landed in this universe, he was under the impression that no one had pheromones and therefore, no one smelled them either. He decided he’d ask Althea about it tomorrow.

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I actually have a whole au about it if anyone is interested in this crack idea

Imagine Alice Cooper and David Bowie writing a rock opera together

Mm.. Slaxl rot..

I’ll never get over, god I forget here I heard it from; but Axl admitting that his happiest moments where when him and Slash were jumping around on the beds or messing around in his house :(

Slash just.. Healing this inner child of Axl’s, as everyone knows Axl didn’t have the best.. childhood per se…..

And slash being this childish outlet for him especially when they lived together they were locked in by the hip, sharing the bed ect ect.

Their little late night talks where Axl would just put his head on Slash’s shoulder and ramble about something, literally anything— Shit like “There was this pretty butterfly outside, it landed on my hand.”

It’s just the most intimate moments that literally nobody would believe Slash if he ever mentioned them. It’s undeniably Axl has a reputation, he is an asshole— that’s not something that can be denied he’s not great.

But slash just ADORES him, he sees those moments where Axl is .. Himself, where he can feel safe and that’s so so rare :((

God .. Slash cig in mouth drink in hand just silently falling asleep to the man’s voice UGHH they’re so cute and for what

Royals Chapter 1 (Tommy x Nikki)

Title: Royals Chapter 1

Summary:  Tommy’s hiding a secret from the rest of the band. He hoped it would never come out, but somehow, it did.

Warnings: Maybe just some language for this chapter

AN: Hi guys! So this fic is nowhere near done, but I need some motivation to work on it so I decided to post this first chapter. Feedback will be very appreciated!

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here's the thing. i've started drawing this parody a year ago, but didn't even manage to finish the sketch. then i redrew it two times, still no luck. but now i have fucking finally finished this, and this is probably the biggest piece i've ever made.

some parts of it are not drawn properly because i've been drawing this for 17 days and frankly i grew kinda tired of drawing it 🥀

The Poker Game

Title: The Poker Game

Summary:  Vince Neil, Axl Rose, Bret Michaels, Sebastian Bach, Jani Lane, and Jon Bon Jovi are sitting down for a poker game. Vince is a little low to make the bet, but he knows that his hand is the winner. He just knows it.

Warnings: Language mainly

AN: Tommy x Nikki, Slash x Axl. Just a random crack fic that I came up with because I was bored af.

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Logan: Wade, can I ask you a question?

Wade: You just did.

Logan: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Wade: You just did.

Logan, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Wade: You just did.

Logan: When?!

Wade: Just now.

Is it just me ?

Is it just me or does anyone else have this problem ?

I search up Alice Cooper and I get the one from Riverdale.

What I want is Alice Cooper the musician.

Like I want Alice Cooper x reader, but what I get is riverdale.

Does anyone have advice?