High As Fuck And I Thought The First One Was “sorry Dentist I Forgot My Teeth”

if you hate country rap jazz or funk you are NOT welcome on this blog. if youve ever said a dirty word about disco in your life youre going straight to hell brother

FINALLY SOME LESLIE JONES LOVE!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

LESLIE JONES as SPANISH JACKIE in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH, 2022

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

I wanna know who at Marvel made the decision to change Steven Grant from being a millionaire entrepreneur, to a sweet museum gift shop worker and kiss them on the mouth

Kinda crazy how quickly the second half of a college semester turns you into a shell of a person

I think my favorite thing is that Samba took all the other photos, but in the one taken of him there’s a finger on the lens

The whole gang!

Neil Josten really spent his entire life on the run, then said “fuck it” just so he could shit talk a guy on TV. A true hater

college is all about sort of having friends but not really

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home