New Coraline Design Drop

jim from ofmd has me laying in my bed kicking my legs and twirling my hair every time they threaten to kill someone

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

we have our Wine Dude 😭😭

Because of woke

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

Quick q for all the love is blind contestants out there: what the hell do you tell your job when you leave for filming? “sorry boss person, I gotta take a couple weeks off. Yeah, I’m gonna get engaged to a random person I’ve never seen, but then I’ll be right back.” The hell???

Hey man

watching your older sibling play an incomprehensible wii game top 10 childhood experience

Rewatched bottoms and was reminded that Isabel is absolutely the clingy one between her and Josie. She’d have to get dragged out of Josie’s gray sweatshirt kicking and screaming

Like are you kidding me

POV you chose Fix It From The Outside again

Seeing old Harry Potter fanart like who the hell is this white man

PS: fuck jk Rowling all my homies hate jk Rowling

gilded glamour is one of the easiest themes you could dress for and yet i have seen flop after flop. i’m sick