My Twitter feed gets it
wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww
I actually think there should be more street justice at the Academy Awards, keeps you humble
Because of woke
My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
bottoms text posts (pt. 1?)
A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.
Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.
we have our Wine Dude 😭😭
cant stop thinking about this video
@bee-doodle just perfectly explained the aftg fandom (also, their art is very cool and cute and you should check it out)
🐸 boss follow
when i'm horny all i want to do is have sex 💯
🌫️ the-ghost-of-john-f-kennedy follow
my head hurets