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Add in some Frank’s Red Hot if I’m feeling particularly fancy

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

Fun fact: Did you know I’m really really bad at drawing seagulls after a couple beers?

Sometimes even the villains have standards

grey delisle I love you w all my heart

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

I’ve never heard anything more accurate

I knew this would be a good one.

Happy holidays.

Like bro, this kid is crying absolutely destroyed in every movie. I want a scene for him where he can just straight up sock people without being verbally driven into the ground.

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home

Bruce Banner: everyone, meet Shangqi, our newest Avenger. 

Shangqi: Hi, it’s great to be here!

Peter Parker: HEY, I know you! You’re the guy on the cover of my accounting textboo—

Shangqi grabbing him by the shirt: you shut your mouth right now