Now I Know Who To Thank For My Good Looks

Most of the adult male characters who interact with Peter Parker: 🤗 lemme gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, mansplain, and manipulate this literal child

Exceptions to this that I can think of rn, the malewives:

Happy Hogan, Tobey and Andrew (duh), most of the NWH villains somehow, and the teachers from Far From Home

Sinjin drowning may be a channel that doesn’t swear, but every sentence Weston says is ten times worse than any curse word

Kinda crazy how BBC Sherlock’s main “superpower” was googling quickly

This is the motherfucker that started me on this god forsaken path

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

Add in some Frank’s Red Hot if I’m feeling particularly fancy

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

twitter vs. james corden

I am gifted with prophecy

All I’m sayin is Layla seems to have some of Marlene’s background… and maybe they’ll keep like one thing consistent with Steven from the comics…

Wouldn’t blame ya girlie

TOUCHED. BY. ANGELS. THOUGH. I FALL. OUT. OF. GRACE. I DID IT ALL SO MAYBE ID LIVE THIS EVE. RY. DAY. ANOTHER-KNIFE-IN MY-HANDS A STAIN THAT NEVER COMES. OFF. THE. SHEETS (CLEAN ME OFF) IM SO DIRTY BABE!!!!!! IT AINT THE MONEY AND IT SURE AS HELL AINT JUST FOR THE FAME IT'S FOR THE BODIES I CLAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!