Tim Is That Kinda Petty Honestly.

What’s Bruce gonna do? Let the kid run around untrained? Let the boy get hurt? Let the boy die alone and afraid because he refused to train him???

I fully believe that Tim put together a presentation to convince Bruce to let him be Robin. His first point was that he fit the qualifications needed to be considered one of Bruce's children.

Point number 2 was 'if you don’t do it, then I’ll go out there alone. By myself. With no help. Or any training.'

Dick saw this and was laughing so much he cried.

Tim:… fair, although I hope she doesn’t try to get me to go back with her. I’d hate to have to blow up Damian’s mother. He might actually kill me this time.

*After joker escapes and tries to kill jason again*

Talia appearing out of nowhere*

Bruce: wha-

Talia: i'm ending this, and don't you dare try to stop me!

Tim: you're not going to stop her?

Bruce: would you?

Clark: i wouldn't, she scares me

world's last pseudo polycule consisting of God, a Spider in a human suit, and a very tired man, who'll stand between their loved ones and anything that'll want to do em harm with his shitty human axe

season 5 tim being the protector of their little group 😤💪

[apocalypse blues tag] (bonus a convo w/ @thefuturewithoutus bc tim being the protector is important to me)

the idea of jon reaching like top god status and tim still like, putting himself in between him and the people that might want to harm him plagues my mind..... peak excuse me he asked for no pickles but make it dramatic hgsgf .

all powerful jon and tim has like an axe but it's the intention that counts. let him believe that .

i think partly its jon letting him believe that for tim's sake, bc god he deserves to have Something, but also? tim bothering to do all that, to literally put a fight against some random monster they find on the road for him, it almost makes him feel like a human, perhaps (sidenote its even funnier in the small window of time where martin joined the party bc its like, literally God, a big fucking spider in a human suit, and Just A Guy with an axe, the latter being the main offense of the group sdfgdg) .

and i think tim's so protective at that point it'd be like a reflex to just put himself in between jon and danger Nevermind jon being all powerful he's their little attack dog .

he's filled with love and the leftovers of anger and he's lost everyone he loved at least once even if Some came back he WILL protect them damn it!!!!!!!!!!! .

tim recuperating from his season 3 persona and being funny again and loving but still having the burning rage and hatred he only takes out for the fears... love it

Humans were made to love. To love our ancestors, to love out descendants, to love ourselves, the people around us. Humans were meant to love, the moment we as a species learned to hate is when humans lost ourselves. We were meant to love and be loved. No matter what you think of yourself or the people around you, remember that. Everyone is loved and loves. No matter what, no matter how horrible, no matter how evil. There is someone that once cradled them or someone that they cradle.

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

I'm sorry but I can't get this image out of my head.

The JLD introducing one of their new younger members to the YJ to 'hopefully socialize the feral shit more' as Constantine put it.

And Cassie spends most of the meeting hitting her teammates with a rolled up newspaper cause they keep drooling over phantom. *Don't you horndogs dare scare a possibly normal teammate away because you are attracted to Dangerous Vibes!*

Though with Tim it's more No you can't Study Him, RR! I don't care if it'd because his biology is a mystery! *smacks with newspaper of justice* Bad RR!

She thought it was Kon and Tim She had to worry about.

No it's Bart. And apparently Danger Ghost Twink and Danger Speed Twink really vibe together.

People are so forgetful. Like whenever Bruce isn’t a shitty dad he’s like, “Tim! Tim! My boy! My second favorite(Jason’s the first) son! Tim? Oh yes! Of course you can do this! Oh? No absolutely not! I can’t lose you!” And it’s hilarious because Tim dragged him out of hell and now I’m pretty sure if Tim ever went villain Bruce would ould just shatter

i am highly amused by the fanon idea that bruce never gave tim any love/attention/time of day because their dynamic in comics (when bruce wasn't being an asshole) was basically

bruce: tim, i'm going to pay for you to get special around the world training

bruce: tim, i made you a sandwich

bruce: tim, i made you a special robin car

bruce: tim, i've paid for an entire vacation for your school so you can check out something out for me

bruce: tim, i heard your girlfriend was leaving town and i didn't want you to be sad so i bought out the whole block of stores and now she can stay and go to school with you

bruce: tim, i have made new gadgets for us

bruce: tim, i hear you're going to boarding school. here, have my personal valet.

bruce: tim, of course you and dick can come visit me at work, behave yourself, and when i have amnesia i'm going to call you the boys and lucius fox is going to know exactly who i am talking about so i clearly must talk about the two of you at work a lot

bruce: tim, let's listen to the clash together

bruce: tim, of course you can build your nest where my parents died

Theres a moment of doubt as Luke brings his saber down on a slavers neck, teeth bared in a feral grin. And then he turns to the children, dropping to his knees with a gentle smile and its gone.

Theres a moment of doubt as Leia sneers down at an Imperial from her place on the senate. The anger she expresses when she finds out he was tortured in one of their cells makes it disappear.

I love the idea of people trying to hold Luke and Leia being the children of Darth Vader against them.

The idea is just so… funny?

Like, you’re going to tell Leia Organa that she’s a bad person? Leia Organa, who refused to give up the location of the Rebel base even when it meant her home and family were blown up in front of her? Leia Organa, who has only ever treated Vader like gum on the bottom of her shoe? Leia Organa, who has been apart of this rebellion practically since she was born?? You’re going to try and convicne me that she could be evil, just because a guy who didn’t even raise her is half of her DNA?

Or are you going to badmouth Luke Skywalker? Luke Skywlaker, who blew up the Death Star? Luke Skywalker, who singlehandedly makes Imperial remnants either run for cover or try to kill themselves? Luke Skywalker, whose best friend is an astromech droid?? That guy is destined for evil??

Just imagining someone trying to spin it against them, when really, their paternity is a point in their favour. These two who gave up their whole lives for the Rebellion, who spent years fighting what seemed to be a hopeless war, who are both so passionate and good that it is impossible to dislike them. They came from something so dark, and yet…

They coud use it as a metaphor, following the fall of the Empire and the beginnings of the New Republic. They could use it as evidence that people deserve second chances and not to be judged for what their parents have done. They could use it as yet another reason why they are way cooler than anybody else-

Like, I know that a few stories try and make it out to be this terrible thing that they try to hide as long as they can. But if the guy who blew up the Death Star and (as far as I know) killed the Emperor and who is singlehandedly trying to bring back the Jedi Order, known for being peacekeepers and great came up to me and told me that his dad was Darth Vader, I think I’d pat him on the back. Like, good job. Your dad sucked, but you really inherited his ability to pull of capes-

I can’t imagine finding out that Darth Vader had children and then wanting to prosecute those children. Not after those children spent four years fighting on the frontlines against Darth Vader. Not when those children are Leia Organa and Luke Skywalker. It’s just so unrealistic. Anybody who would want them punished for Vader’s crimes would take one look at Luke’s goofy little face or Leia’s little itty-bitty stature and immediately change their mind.

Silas mandalorian Tikrepq Fuso Jedi Inspired by Padawan Float Obi Wan’s fanfiction. The figure shows a Mandalorian from history, as well as my little Oc character who does not belong to history. Couldn’t get past such a cute idea of communication orange duo.

 https://archiveofourown.org/works/40498692/chapters/101461569

So I’ve been binging Batfamily fics and stumbled upon two I need to share with you guys because I think they’re CRIMINALLLY underrated! They’re both rather Bruce & Jason centered and angsty with even more fluff and happy endings to balance it out. So if you like wholesome father-son relationships definitely give these a try 💚

walk with me by leafyforreal

“Hey,” Jason says, padding back into the main room and pretending like he can’t see Bruce hastily closing out of his—

Autopsy file.

Christ. He can’t think about that right now.

👻 🦅 : this fic takes Titans (TV Show) Jason and his death-slash-resurrection and mixes it with comic Bruce. It starts with Jason coming back to life and immediately seeking out Bruce because he wants his dad.

Very wholesome. Very cute. Very heart wrenching in a good way. 10/10 would recommend.

Would You Lay With Me and Just Forget The World by Batmandaspandas

Jason’s bust is rudely interrupted by Batman and Co.

Oh and when warehouses are concerned, things never go the way he planned.

👻 🦅 : this was SO GOOD, like—- I’m still internally screaming. Jason gets injured while fighting criminals with the Bats in a warehouse, and then there’s a bomb (because there’s always a bomb) and Jason tries to defuse it but ends up missing his chance to get out of dodge in time. Bruce swoops in and tries to carry him to safety but they’re caught in the blast radius and Jason gets heavily injured.

Featuring; a feral Bruce whose mental stability would absolutely NOT be able to deal with losing Jason a second time and a Jason who finally sees how much he means to Bruce

I would totally write this. Actually, I think I will. I'm gonna write this after watching the thing. I want to watch it and then write it so I know what's going on and so I can infantilize Alex properly in my mind to write it properly.

more forgotten ending

More stuff has been thought up for the forgotten ending via discord rambling- Mostly around the fact lankmann lives-

aka- lankmann and his giant savior complex-

basically- in the forgotten ending- alex assumed they had killed lankmann- but they hadn't but lankmann- FULLY BELIEVES- alex meant to not kill him- that alex didn't want him dead-

lankmann believes the alex was completely forced into the events of the sitcom- completely removing all of alex's agency and pretty much infantilizing them-

this also has a effect on eastridge- alex is viewed as a martyr and people who weren't around while alex was there fully think they had to be younger- like- 13-17

Overtime- lankmann even begins the believe this- "alex was a child working their first internship- they were a child dragged into this by monsters" why would he believe anything else? those old reports and files? must be wrong- must have gotten altered somehow- alex was a child- why would he believe anything else?