How It Started.

I like imaging Jason breaking into the manor in full Red Hood gear just so he can go into the kitchen and stress bake

Bruce: [walks in]

Jason: “no! Out! OUT!”

Bruce: “I live here!”

Jason: “I don’t care- look you made my soufflé collapse!”

Bruce: “I didn’t do anything, I just wanted to see who was making all this damn noise in my kitchen and get some water”

Jason: “your ugly face scared my fucking soufflé”

Bruce: “Jason you can le-… never mind, I just want my drink”

Jason: “oh my god! Get out already!”

Bruce: [mumbling to himself] “remember you love him, it’s a miracle he’s here today, you love him, you missed him, he is a blessing”

Jason: [throws water bottle at Bruce] “here’s your fucking water, switch over to a filter you fucking asshole. You’re killing the environment, it’s not like you can’t afford a damn filter”

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325

Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

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Keep me updated? xx

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

Wanna know something?

I hate Thorki. I find myself incredibly uncomfortable when being put in front of a Thorki piece of fanart.

I see it as incestuous, because they have been raised as brothers all their childhood, without even knowing one of them was adopted.

Besides, I think that there is way safer, and cute, and sane ships for both Thor and Loki.

So you wanna know what I do when I encounter some Thorki content?

I scroll past it and freaking move on with my life, and understand that everybody on this planet doesn’t have the same point of view than me and that their opinions are as much valuable than mine.

Is it asking people too much to do the same when they see something they don’t like?

I mean, I’m not asking you to not filter the tags, or to not block people.

All I’m asking on this account is for people to stop harassing, sending death threats and s*uicide baits over contents they don’t like.

Is it really too much asking?

Woof woof!!! Be careful of the wolf!

(I'm having too much fun with Vampire Dickie (*｀へ´*)

Have a spooky, yet safe Halloween everybody!

Dick: You're Bruce's favorite, you know that, right?

Jason: I am LITERALLY not, but okay.

Dick: Yeah? Call him a bitch right now.

Jason: Wha- I don't, - I don't feel like it

Dick: Chicken?

Jason: I- Fine. Hey, B! In case you forgot, you're a bitch!

Bruce, reading the newspaper, only glaring a little bit: Hn.

Dick: Okay. Hey, B? You're kind of a jerk.

Bruce, immediately standing up: What did you say, Richard John Grayson?!

Can I just take a moment of silence and marvel the work of this marvelous artist/poet? She is an amazing girl of multipe talents. 

Agape

[Do not repost my content or use elsewhere without permission. Thank you]

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Yoo Jonghyuk: How did you know I was going to propose?

Kim Dokja: Lee Hyusung hasn't been able to look at me all month without crying.

"What is your relationship with Yoo Jonghyuk?"

"We are life and death companions."

JayDick Exchange: August 26, 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

Unfinished Sentence by anonymous for Mariessa [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Character Death, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Dreams and Nightmares, Fan Comics

Summary: Pit affected Jason attacks his lover only to realize what’s he done when it’s too late. Bloody and lots of crying.

devil and the deep blue by anonymous for Fancy_Dragonqueen [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: AU, siren!Dick, brief descriptions of violence, i spent an insane amount of time researching 18th century poetry and used almost none of it, You’re Welcome, brief cameo by anne bradstreet 

Summary: Jason Todd frees the creature caught in his ship’s nets, and kicks off a strange courtship that spans sea and land.

Coming Over, Overcome by anonymous for GavotteAndGigue [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Bottom Jason Todd, Sounding, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Pseudo-Incest, Big Brother Dick Grayson 

Summary: Jason and Dick try something new 

You and Me (Could It Be Meant to Be) by anonymous for ggori6 [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: no capes AU, Alternate Universe - College/University, Meet-Cute, Fluff, student life, Student Protests, Noncon touching, That sounds really bad but I promise it’s brief and totally dealt with

Summary: Dick Grayson finds himself flung out of orbit as he navigates his final year of undergrad until he spots a man in a red hoodie who draws his eye.A no capes/university AU meet cute.

Glimmer in Your Eyes by anonymous for hyacinthsky [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe- No Capes, no capes AU, Alternate Universe- Circus, circus AU, 1920’s, Alternate Universe - 1920s, Period-Typical Homophobia, No real explicit homophobia

Summary: Jason tried to steal some food at Haly’s Circus but was offered a job instead. He was planning on turning it down, but then he saw Dick Grayson and everything changed.  

Baddies in a Diner by anonymous for Izayacchi [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Summary: The last time Jason checked (as in pre-death), Dick was the happy, sexy, high-flying Nightwing. When Jason came back as Red Hood, he expected floods of tears and tight-gripping hugs from the Golden Boy. Not a sad, blank (yet still sexy) man in a Talon suit. They meet at a Red Robin and…talk.

When the Rain Begins to Fall by anonymous for Lex_of_Gotham [FIC, Mature, Archive Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Underage, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Dick has a dark side, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Batman is an ass, Batman is emotionally constipated, Bruce Wayne is a Bad Parent, Momentarily 

Summary: Dick Grayson is a Talon, Diners, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Emotional Hurt/Comfort

Cluster Suck by anonymous for lolistar [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Vampire!Dick, Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

Summary: Jason can speak to ghosts, which is mostly cool. Deadman’s equal parts dead acrobat and chill wingman out to help Jason have a great night. Dick is a vampire who just wants a tasty midnight snack and some goddamn answers.