Tony Thornburg

Frick...

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

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I once woke up to find that I had fallen out of bed. My brother said that I tried to eat the table then I got startled by the taste and screamed.

so i fell asleep at my desk for a few seconds and woke up abruptly to the thought “WHO CARES!? THESE ARE ASSLESS CHAPS!!!” burning through my mind

i dont understand

This is beautiful

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

Important! Be safe!

@glorious-cesspool aka @zahyo-ni-yoru-kogeki is a pedophile. Avoid any interaction with them and I advise you block them immediately. I can confirm this first hand, and if you have any doubts message me and I can show you him directly trying to have sexual behavior between me and him, with him doing this while knowing I am a minor. He has also done this to friends of mine. He is a complete creep. The police have been called and are dealing with the issue, but nonetheless I repeat, BLOCK HIM IMMEDIATELY.

so my 14y/o daughter got into an argument with her high school principle yesterday for fighting. an older boy had come up to her and asked her out, but when she said no and tried to walk away he grabbed her by her arm and pulled her back. so she punched him and broke his nose. her principle then told her she should have “heard him out” and “it’s not like the boy actually hurt her” so her response was “inappropriate”. so my daughter then chewed out her male principle in the middle of the school corridor about rape culture and that if that was his attitude then he should probably quit teaching forever because all he was doing was teaching girls to be quiet victims and teaching boys that it was okay to touch girls against their will and then she pointed right in his face and said “men like YOU are why my mum taught me how to punch people properly”. she got a round of applause from 2 female teachers listening in and i have never been such a proud mama

tiny little cinnamon roll!

Okay, Sharing Time. My family used to live with my grandmother who has a large farm, this was when I was a baby so I don't remember much from this house. My other aunt lived there too and my sister liked to play with our two cousins. They would lovk themselves in their houses once the sun went down because they were scared of the night because of kapres (a Filipino tree spirit) lurking in our grandmother's farm. People in the town talked to my grandma about it for time to time. Saying that it can snatch her grandkids. My whole family moved to a city in a year but my sister is still cared of the night and she once said that they once saw the trees bleed. Just straight up bleeding... My friends, the teachers, strangers, or acquaintances all talk about them but no one would ever touch or even come close to some places. Then there's the other monsters, Tikbalangs, Mananangals, Tik-Tiks, and etc. We live in respect from them because they're different and much more ancient. We don't question them, we keep quiet.

Irish people; The faeries aren’t real

Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring