No

all the spider people are trans and queer

also i am literally spider-man (i will fight ppl on this)

“i give everyone a chance to stay alive” no tf you do not

the flammable jelly trap is the single most bullshit saw trap ever thunk up. bro was sitting there like “oh yeah he missed work?? nah i’m making this dude run around a dark room covered in a flammable substance with a candle as his only light source. ALSO let’s put broken glass on the floor. ALSO let’s throw a nerve gas in there for good measure. ALSO let’s make the combo to the safe holding the antidote impossible to find. and he’s gotta be butt ass naked. he just gotta be. oh and he only has one (1) minute because why the fuck not.”

they give us the most random lore ever and i love it

glad they have names now (I KNEW THAT JONS CHARACTER WAS THE SAME AS THE BBQ MONOLOGUES 👹👹)

Jon Matteson and Jeff Blim giving us the real lore in their NPMD watch party like "The principal of Hatchetfield High School is literally Jeff Blim from real life," "Wiggly messed up Pokey's song by coming in late by one quarter of a beat, and he'll never let him forget it," "Brooke started a fire in the girls' bathroom at homecoming," and "'The Best of You' is a Needy Beast song in-universe, and they played the HHS homecoming dance."

Also Will Branner's character at the dance is a Swedish exchange student possibly named "Hans," while Jon's character is confirmed to be Trevor.

canon actually

Jesper: Your life isnt LIT if you havent almost drowned at least once

Kaz, Wylan, Matthias, Nina: *Glare*

Inej: Wrong crowd Jes…

if y’all could answer this poll abt that post pretty please (plz answer as honestly / correctly as you can❗️❗️)

should i do commissions guys :3

i dont really get that much traction but i gotta raise like $400 for Girl Scouts so it might be worth it?

examples of my art :] vv

every story about their childhood ends with James going: 😨

anytime Sirius or Regulus starts a story by saying "when I was a child.." James has to brace himself for whatever he's about to hear

real cuz i said so actually

one sided spankoschitz is real to me

trying to get to 350 votes!!

only two days left so plz like and vote :3

So, bc NPMD for my Starkid poll, can y’all answer about characters now??

I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MY SISTER FOLLOWS THIS ACCOUNT LMAOOOO

what if i said i was a furry 🫣

Fun fact abt me!!

I am a big Marauders fan but i refuse to read ATYD‼️

Why? simply put, i am a hater. better put, it honesty doesn’t seem worth my time. it’s a long book covering like seven years.

also, it’s supposed to be canon accurate but it straight up made up a character??

in all honesty i don’t really like canon accurate fics.. if i wanted canon stuff i’d read Harry Potter or Harry Potter fics. all the fun about Marauders is that we can make them fun little magic queer people!