(roleswap Au) Stop Staring At Him With Those Big Ol Eyes

Day 10: Crabby

Catch me spinning my little guys around in my brain like

forklifts should live in matriarchal herds like elephants i think

PARDON??

god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)

dolman4878

There is absolute no way

WAIT ITS ACTUALLY REAL I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST MAKING UP WORDS TO MAKE FUN OF SKIZZ

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

soaring the skies of Hyrule ☁️

new professor layton characters just dropped

So in Echoes of Wisdom, I heard that Zelda can pick up and throw boulders. I heard that Zelda is shredded. I heard she's stacked. I heard she's built, like a brick house