Before and after bath time
The Onion continues to never miss
Hey Jimmy the cat, my mother wants you to know that your visage has been shown to several members of Congress when she was on a lobbying trip to DC recently and I happened to send her your picture because she thinks you’re a handsome little man. The representatives thought you were “weirdly cute, but with scary hands. His cat parents must love him a lot.”
You’re making a political impact! At least three states are behind you in your schemes.
I Can Be Trusted Alone In The Room With Several Sitting Members Of The United States Congress!
sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like
Some strickler practice since I've always wanted to draw him! First time though,
Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this
New account new mepreviously @ghostly-shadequeer asfproud ace of diamonsnot usamerican just your local weirdoTo Be Cringe Is To Be Free
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