NICO IN THE COMMENTARY BOX
this game is so funn!! thank you to the lovely @cutielando for tagging me<33
(excuse the chicken handwriting lol,i dont have my tablet with me rn)
I did the the f1blr 2025 introductory board by @lil-shiro (thank you lil neb)
Tagging, and with no pressure of course ! @blairdii @kolbalissh @shrimptiger @beabnormal24 @chamberkat @strwbrryfire @xxxdeerlordxxx @artchvies @girldriveroscar @isacksteban @finn95o @allphatauri @lain-at-the-gay-bar @disarmd @ellearts
Nico Rosberg calling Horner a great lobbyist, praising Laura Müller‘s excellent reputation and women in engineering, revealing contract talks with Briatore in his bedroom while being terrified of him, giving insider information over McLaren’s management changes leading to performance gains, mentioning Lewis Hamilton 2467 times, fielding a thousand questions about teammate rivalry and the “super interesting” Landoscar dynamic, calling Max the driver of the year performing “a work of art” while reminiscing about his past trauma in 2016 and glazing his Imola overtake, flat out telling Fred his car looked the most difficult and worst to drive before asking him how long Charles will wait for Ferrari to get their shit together (and don’t forget that“poor Lewis”), calling Kimi a generational talent like Verstappen or Hamilton, admitting to swallowing a microchip????, watching Yuki’s media pen interview and calling Max a “teammate killer”, saying there’s “a lot of blah blah blah” from every driver for downplaying the technical directive, glazing and comforting George in equal measure, calling Isack a star of the year and asking if Racing Bulls expected it (they didn’t) while low key telling him to run if Red Bull comes calling, hyping up Lando’s confidence levels post Monaco, saying that Nando would be a five time wdc if not for his career moves, and don’t forget “no I won’t help you Lewis Hamilton”- all the while knowing and explaining incredible amounts of wheel and being respectful to all drivers. And it’s only practice day.
What if you were on the WRONG tyre and your boyfriend RAMS into you on the straight and you’re told to let GEORGE pass you and you CRASH into him because you’re so distracted by your boyfriends BETRAYAL and you get a ten second PENALTY and at the end of the day you don’t even get to hold the CHAIST
"omg you lecfosi were scratching to get to top 5 and now hes on the podium be happy" no you dont UNDERSTAND.
the struggles were on ferrari, and we were SO CLOSE, IN MONACO.
he made us dream and we ALMOST got pole+win too
to fall short coming SO close in your fucking HOME RACE to MCLAREN, it fucking STINGS.
do you wanna see my wounds from being nailed to the cross or are we not chill like that yet