nobody:
me: ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚
today is video games’s birthday.
blog goals: making someone feel a little less sad
Bro thinks she could just thug it out
everyone reblog this and tag what your partner pokemon would be if pokemon were real mine would be scolipede
SUPER HIGH
i think spending years on tumblr surrounded by the most critically unhinged minds on earth has impacted me in ways i dont even want to acknowledge. but on the plus side its all really funny
i dont want a man who plays hard to get i want a man who crawls on his hands and knees begging for my attention. i want a man who cries and grabs my ankles. i walk and he just hangs on and gets dragged along wherever i go like a decorative train on a dress
mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)
tea parties should be more common. let’s sit down and enjoy the afternoon with sum tea n lemon cookies. maybe wear pretty dresses or lovely suits or groovy overalls, yk? in the tea party, we r safe and loved. have a cookie.