The Masculine Connotation Of A Bow Tie And The Feminine Connotation Of A Bow On The Top Of The Head Implies

this is for a part-time job as a barista

just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

speak now is for women only because i think men should speak never

ao3 discourser people are so insane like "it's a bastion of free speech and the most important thing on the internet" "noooo it's immoral and directly correlates to violence against minorities" actually i think it's a website where people post fanfiction

love women btw. absolutely fantastic stuff. keep it up women

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

Starting a compilation

getting a new Fictional Guy in your collection is like. yeah this is my son bilbus swaggins hes sopping wet and i found him abandoned in a cardboard box behind a dennys. i put him through unimaginable amounts of terror at all hours of the day and night

how does this shit work

hey no offense but uhhh

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