Being An Adult And Writing A Book With Your Friend Is Like Is Like, "heres A Chapter Sorry It Took Me

im reblogging this for the sole purpose of ease of finding it next time i need a laugh

top gun (1987) as txt posts!!!

At 7:06 is gonna be all of us in March.

(Was just watching this today and when I saw it I started laughing way too much).

Can you Imagine the dagger ducklings during Christmas??? I bet Mav would get them all matching sweaters. SPECIFICALLY CUSTOMIZED MATCHING SWEATERS OH MY GOD AND ICE AND MAV WOULD HAVE LIKE. PARENT SWEATERS FOR AL OF THEM I CANT HADLE THE ADORBILITY

(Also, there will probably be a break in icemav posts for most of december, starting next week, since College will be over and I will not have access to my computer :( Fear not, i will be back to my regular scheduled shitposts by January.)

THANK YOU SO MUCH THAT'S THE ONE. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. i'm honestly so impressed that you were able to find that with such. vague info. but seriously thank you again you saved me hours of questioning whether it was a real fanfic i read or something i made up lol

I am summoning the merlin fandom

I need help. I read a really really really good Merthur reincarnation fanfic a few years back, in which merlin was immortal, and was waiting for arthur. and like. arthur came back. and merlin showed him everything he missed. im pretty sure it was rated M or E, i don't really remember. but in it, Merlin had a lakeshore cottage? and thats where Arthur stayed. and merlin showed him dr who and hoodies and all of these modern things. i also think it was over 10k. it was on Ao3 i forgot to mention that. Also no knights were reincarnated.

this is literally the vaguest description i am so sorry but please if someone recognizes this fic please please please help me find it

Tom Cruise gives Major Twink Energy in every fucking movie. Like.

In Top Gun? He's very twinky with Ice.

In Mission Impossibly? He's twinky with Benji.

In Legends? He's just plain twinky.

Tom Cruise is the God of Twink and i will not hear any objections to this.

(I mean all of this in the best fucking possibly way ILY Tom Cruise)

YALL @winter-rose27 WROTE A FIC ABOUT THIS.

archiveofourown.org/works/64776409

THIS IS MENTAL

I feel like Ice would have no moral code when it comes to Thanksgiving shopping. He would (and probably has) gotten into a fistfight with an elderly woman over the last can of pumpkin. There is nothing that will come in between Ice and the ingredients to his Babushka's recipes.

Mav does not give a single shit about thanksgiving food.

I think it's funny. that so much of my homepage/for you page on tumblr is Resident Evil and Stranger Things content. I have never in my life played resident evil. I have never watched stranger things. I have never posted about any of this. Where did it comes from?? I don't understand any of it. Give me back my icemav lol.

if someone says they dont want to be touched

dont touch them

dont fucking touch them

actually dont touch them

dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable

THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

IS THIS SHIT FROM WIND IN THE WILLOWS?? LITERALLY BEST FUCKING BOOK EVER

Life if bro lived close by

"my art isnt the best" my ass. this is AMAZING and i'm obsessed

So. Because of my dumb autistic brain, I am unable to think about anything, not top gun related, for longer than an hour tops... so as I was babysitting my niece, I thought... "Hmm, icemav would be such good girldads material." And so. I present to you Nikoletta Mitchell-Kazanska(Polish ice headcanon is not going to leave me alone so yeah) who was adopted at 7 months old by her amazing new navy dads and is a little shit most of the time. She has one of those kid-obsessions where they really like one thing and one thing only for some time and will talk your ears off about fish. (Please, please, please keep in mind these are doodles i made in class, and i just wanted to share them to maybe make someone smile, I know my art is not good, im trying my best. Please be kind)((edit: i was waiting for someone to find the little easter eggs on the fridge but well... nobody did so im adding a close-up))