The Vet Measured Junta On Sunday, And As We Were Leaving The Assistant Said “he Wrote Down The Measurements

I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

My dreams haven't really been subtle lately.

Heh no one fallows me

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

Yeet

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

don't give up

Ok

Anyone who reblogs this before 6:00 EST will get a silk, one of these:

Based off of their blog!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.