The Emotion I Just Experienced Is Kind Of Indescribable

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

Gregory Edgeworth has been dead for 23 slutty, slutty years

Gregory Edgeworth has been dead for 20 slutty, slutty years

Opening Tumblr on March 15th

Progressives: "We should just give homes to homeless people."

Corporate Bootlickers: "You mean they get to OWN a HOUSE? That OTHER PEOPLE PAID FOR?"

Progressives: "If that makes you angry, wait until you hear about landlords."

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

you know what really gets my goat?

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's