Elssecondaccount - Actually The First Account

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

Noooooo I don’t want to be an isekai fantasy protagonist 😭 what if they give me an overused plotline and try to supplement it with a harem

trick or truck

… truck?

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

Bad news about the boulder everyone…

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

insane how sexism damaged how we research (and what we know about) animals. did you grow up being taught that only male birds sing? you may be entitled to financial compensation

wikipedia is a gem

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.