As An Asexual Who Likes To Imagine Sex But Doesnt Actually Like Having Sex, Sometimes It Just Feels Like

Are you coming to the fourth?

Characters, book, and author names under the cut

Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus- The Locked Tomb by Tamsyn Muir

Jean Moreau/Jeremy Knox - The Sunshine Court by Nora Sakavic 

Will never ever everrr get over the boat scene in the dream thieves cause what do u mean there was so much hetero tension, with tits and male hornyness flying around that ronans only response is to laugh his head off??? Like for an uncomfortably long time?? Iconic kinda

never gone from amused to devastated quite so fast before

ahhh what would happen if i unironically read rovinsky fics? is that punishable by death?

Jean Moreau & Neil Josten - All for the Game by Nora Sakavic

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Watching Harry Potter's as marauders fan be like:

Am I just too obsessed with marauders, especially slytherin skittles. Like for example

- Harry walked to the platform 9¾ and all I think is that marauders and skittles walked many years ago on the same platform, going to hogwarts

- Harry asking the truth about his scar, Hagrid saying that there is bad wizards too. All I think about is Regulus, Barty and Evan. (don't get me wrong I love them but that doesn't change the fact they we're deatheaters.

- Ron introducing Scabbers to Harry, all I think is wormtail.

- Seeing great hall for the first time and I'm thinking all the convos that marauders, valkyries and skittles had there. All the drama.

- Seeing McGonagall, thinking about all the drama she had to solve when the marauders we're at Hogwarts

- Ron whispering to Harry that all bad wizards come from Slytherin and I'm thinking about skittles (again don't get me wrong)

These were just about the first book but you get the idea 😭

Neil saying ‘I didn’t think it was a personal problem’ between Andrew and him even after Andrew drugs him, vows to protect him from the mafia, gives him the keys to his home, runs his fingers over his uncovered torso and covers his mouth because he can’t bear to hear him speak so passionately, what did bro think this was, a business exchange?

i know i’m getting ahead of myself but i just got so excited for the dream thieves graphic novel… like the kavinsky dramaaa, him and ronan drinking and dreaming in the woods full of white mitsubishis, the blaring sun on the manmade lake, the gray man!!!!!!!! i’m curious how k will look, he’s not quite as clear in my mind as other characters are but i’m sure that his design will be as satisfying as the rest of them are so far :)