The “Kirby Dance Music” But The Last Note Is A Duck Sound.

SHORTLAND STREET ― 29th July 2024

im like... once spilt cup of tea away from chopping my hair off, running into the forest naked, eating raw meat off the bone and becoming an urban legend who bites your toes off at night if you chant my name three times in the mirror

Wow. Didn't know that Tumblr ist THAT cool.

Hey. It’s Pride Month!

Over the next 30 days, we are actively encouraging you to share your LGBTQ+ pride with all of Tumblr. You deserve to be proud of who you are 365 days a year, but these next 30 days, we’re going all out. There’s no wrong way to do it. Upload an illustration. Write a poem. Make a GIF.  Take a selfie and slap a Pride sticker on it. Maybe send a sticker to a friend. These precious babies are in your app right now:

Do one thing, do 100 things—whatever feels right. Just tag it with #TumblrPride so other people can find it. And, hey, if you can’t do any of these things, know that we still support you. You have every reason to feel proud this month, even if you aren’t ready to show it. <3

We’ll also be signal boosting other influential LGBTQ+ voices all month long. We’ve secured some really amazing people for Answer Time and Issue Time:

6/23—Gavin Grimm, 17 year old activist fighting for the equality of transgender students, held on Action (@action).

6/29—Becca McCharen, queer fashion designer and founder of fashion label Chromat (@chromat).

6/30—Trans Rights & Community, focusing on urgent issues that affect trans people, like violence, access to health care, and unemployment, held on Action (@action).

Have a safe and beautiful Pride Month, Tumblr.

I know that it's a book. I do. But sometimes it just looks like he walkin' around with a box of cereal....

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

i got stuck between "cool" and "yippee" and said yoop

I have been thinking about this post and especially how people always warn that pickpockets can easily steal things out of your backpack when you are for example in a public transport. And like seriously???? Do you even know what I have in there? So much fucking stuff. If you find my wallet you definitely have earned that money. Like today I literally have a whole bowl of salad in my backpack and not even with a closable lid or anything just some cling film on it. And I am just imagining some slowly reaching into my backpack to not get noticed and just grabbing some salad and freaking out because it is wet and weird XD

(To clarify it is tomato rice salad already marinaded)

I don’t understand how on TV, people can break into homes and immediately find bank statements, passports and super important documents. If someone tried that at my place it would be “I’m sure she keeps her important stuff in her desk. No, wait, this draw is full of pens that don’t work. Aha! This box looks important! Oh, never mind. It’s full of cigarette lighters. She doesn’t even smoke!”

No bitch baby

My friends are bullying me constantly :c

I'm never allowed to set things on fire! not even our flat >:(

This is a human rights violation!