HAPPY NEW YEAR

It’s just Akilah and the brain damage she is incurring from huffing gas in that cave against the world

shauna’s old ass not knowing about recently deleted girlie this is your downfall

Oh my god Mari and Coach Ben spraying each other with mace was so funny🤣🤣🤣

have not gotten around to watching the new episode yet, but rest assured that once my evening routine is done, i will be sitting my ass right down on my comfy little bed and the lesbians will have all my attention

i swear to FUCKING god

im gonna do it so help me jesus

YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 8 THOUGHTS (spoilers and it's a long one)

my only notes for the intro: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

diva misty

that is other tai istg

oh she found her glasses thank goodness

i'm probably wrong, but i feel like i can't trust kodiak idk

realest question from van

i'm advocating for tai to become the leader tbh

HI JEFF AND CALLIE MY LOVELIES

go off jeff you tell them

OH MY GOD THERE WAS A FUNERAL AN A SUICIDE NOTE? this is a crazy level of dedication and i respect it, melissa of hat fame

oh shauna looks disappointedddddd

'none of that matters to me' oooh ok

oooh they found the boys

unfortunately (or fortunately idk), i'm inclined to agree with lottie here

shauna is going crazy she's so silly

OH I GET IT tai's looking for sacrifices on the ward

alright by supergrass as they bury a man is wild i love this show so much

they cannot wait to be free they are so cute

IT'S THE NO EYED MAN I SAW HIM

melissa's tiny smile

her hand be shaking af

'and she still loves you?' 'whos lying now?' DAMNNNNN MELISSA

i love jeff

oh you tell him, callie

literally just wanna boop callie's nose that is all i ask for

THEY GOT OASIS UP IN HERE

this is the father/daughter solidarity we love to see

oh akilah's smile i am SICK

we love a good hallucination

oh we're back at the plane

oh you tell the wilderness, baby

OH WUHWOH THAT IS OTHER TAI

they're all so happy i am SICK

oh lottie sweetheart

shauna too

AND TAI HOLY SHIT

AND THAT'S THE END OF THE TEEN TIMELINE FOR THIS EP ISN'T IT

oh callie's smile i'm dead i love her so so so much

go off melissa debunking all of shauna's things

OH SHIT

OH SHE'S INSANE

great episode guys, see you next week

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And they tried to convince us he isn't hot while he can't help but look like that

i love how s3 finale completely flips our perspective on the hunt from the pilot. half of the girls weren’t even hunting. van standing over the pit seemed so menacing in the pilot but now it’s just heartbreaking. mari being pit girl, not because the wilderness chose but because shauna chose. mari was only wearing a nightdress so she could use her clothes as a decoy. and turns out mari was a decoy while the others tried to get rescue. misty removing her mask and smiling not because they caught mari but because they’re getting rescued and there’s nothing shauna can do about it. the hair on the antler queen costume wasn’t a collection of various victims’ hair, it was just mari’s. this whole time we thought it was all the girls collectively giving in to the hunt and the wildness of it, but really it was just shauna, along with lottie and tai. none of them wanted to do a hunt, none of them wanted mari to be chosen.

oh yeah, i got a haircut