Just A Girl And Her Problematically Older Crush Against The World

just had a look in the mirror...

i've discovered that when i squint, i look like donna noble

"what's your problem now?"

oh, ok, so you, as my father, have chosen to shoot me six times in the head. perf.

Into The Wardrobe Headcanons

Into The Wardrobe is a Edmund Pevensie fic that I'm currently writing. Had some litte ideas, so here they are! (OC's name is Vanessa Kirke)

Nicknames

Peter-

Calls her the usual nickname she goes by: 'Nessa'

Majority of the time however, he calls her 'Kirke'

Sometimes calls her 'Your Majesty' as a joke because she severely dislikes people addressing her formally

In retaliation, she calls him by his full royal title

He hates it but it's so funny

She also calls him 'Pete' as a normal nickname

Susan-

Susan usually calls her 'Vanny'

She also calls her 'Goldie' in reference to the color of the younger girl's powers

Vanessa calls Susan 'Susy' or 'Su'

'Bookworm'

That one that appears when Susan starts spending more time in the library at Cair Paravel, reading all sorts of Narnian stories, fictional or non-fictional

Edmund-

He calls her a large variety of nicknames, but usually sticks with 'love' or 'darling'

'Sweetheart'

'My dear'

'My darling'

Edmund is the only one who is allowed by Vanessa to call her anything pertaining to her royal title

'My Queen'

She calls him basically all the same things, but 'My King' instead

'Love'

'My love'

'Eddie'

'Nessie'

Lucy-

Lucy is the only one who gets to call Vanessa 'Nessie'

Apart from Edmund

She also calls the older girl 'Ness' on occasion

Vanessa calls her things like 'Sunny'

'Soldier'

'Little soldier'

'Strawberry'

Names that sound like small things

Lucy loves it

ty for the tag diva! (i hope you know that i will in fact be smuggling your books to my house. babysitters club? in my mouth.)

tagging: @cupidheartsxx

and whoever wants to join!

Thank youu @ameliafromafairytale for the tag!!

I was tagged to list 5 items in my bedroom and let y'all vote what you'd steal :0

Tagging 💟 @dykexenomorph @lunarzomb @erodingsinner @filwmmd @mirrorcowby @baked-potatoes-rule @haydenbites @postmorteum @detnylaharper @paris-roubaix and anyone else who wants to join in 🤸🏼‍♀️

ive been coerced into painting my nails hot pink

Oh my god Mari and Coach Ben spraying each other with mace was so funny🤣🤣🤣

LOCKWOOD & CO COMES OUT TOMORROW AT 7 PM(for me). I AM SO INCREDIBLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS.

LOL NAH. TOMORROW IS GONNA BE SPENT FINDING EVERY SINGLE BLANKET AND/OR PILLOW THAT I OWN AND PILING THEM UP ON THE COUCH.

Fr tho, some one should make a Lockwood & Co groupchat. That would be so cool.

just rewatched shauna's lake hallucination and once again, babygirl can do and kill anything and anyone she wants, every single one of her actions is justified

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

today is the best day ever im gonna wear my grogu pjs to school, im making gingerbread houses, and i get to go see moana 2 !!