I Have To Leave The House For School In One Hour And I Am Not Yet Out Of Bed

I'm sorry but Mari just singing "I'm too sexy for this cave I'm too sexy for this rope I'm too sexy for these rocks I'm too sexy to be murdered I'm a hostage" and then when she's out still managing to find hatred and stupidity in her heart to make jokes and continue beefing with Shauna telling her she'd walked over to civilization to fuck her dad even though she'd been maced and she had a fucked up knee is top tier television. One of the best fucking characters in the show. She's so doomed but so real and so funny. I love you, Mari. I hope you beat the allegations because you're great and I really don't want you to die in a pit. No one could match your haterism and your humor

Why do all these characters have nicknames and why can i never clock them. I’ve spent the whole time in the yellowjackets fandom slowly figuring out everyone’s given names from their nicknames and it’s psyching me out. It took me so long to figure out that lottie’s given name was charlotte and every time i remember that van’s given name is vanessa i have a miniature heart attack. Mari’s full name is probably maria. Fuck. Gen’s full name is probably genevieve. Shit. Jackie might be short for jacqueline. Crying rn. The fifth season is gonna come out or smth and tell me misty’s real name is mysterious quigley and i’ll have no choice but to keel over and die

i love how s3 finale completely flips our perspective on the hunt from the pilot. half of the girls weren’t even hunting. van standing over the pit seemed so menacing in the pilot but now it’s just heartbreaking. mari being pit girl, not because the wilderness chose but because shauna chose. mari was only wearing a nightdress so she could use her clothes as a decoy. and turns out mari was a decoy while the others tried to get rescue. misty removing her mask and smiling not because they caught mari but because they’re getting rescued and there’s nothing shauna can do about it. the hair on the antler queen costume wasn’t a collection of various victims’ hair, it was just mari’s. this whole time we thought it was all the girls collectively giving in to the hunt and the wildness of it, but really it was just shauna, along with lottie and tai. none of them wanted to do a hunt, none of them wanted mari to be chosen.

A question for the people:

Should I dig up my old Lockwood & Co fanfic and start writing it again?

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

actively gnawing at the bars of my cage oh my GOD

11.11

got bored and drew the fuck ass bassist . i need to kill him

if i posted a prologue for a thing (maybe prince caspian fic) i wrote, would you read it? thoughts asap pls

R.I.P Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth👑