Genuinely Very Proud Of This Picture I Think Im Very Pretty

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

watching people trying to argue morality over characters from YELLOWJACKETS is so exhausting PICK your favourite cannibal and BE QUIET

me high as shit watching yellowjackets when all of the sudden i hear elijah wood gently singing send in the clowns:

GINGIEBRWD HOUASE

lottie: alright callie you can ask me anything you want ☺️(<- really wants to talk about her weird cannibal cult)

callie: does my mom love me :(

lottie: oh. 😐

This is weird, but I had this one really random dream where Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace and I were on a stakeout but the person we were stalking spotted us. We went back to our two separate safe houses (Percabeth in one, Jason and I in the other) and Jason decided that he wanted to make dinner or something, so I went to go do stuff in the front room. I was sitting on the couch, a large window to my back, when a rock flew through it. Glass flew towards me from behind (cutting my face somehow? it was really weird because whenever something happened to me I physically felt it, like I FELT the glass cut my face) and I did the logical thing. I lay down on the couch, arms crossed over my chest, face towards the ceiling, eyes closed. I felt something bounce off my chest and land on my stomach, so I opened my eyes to see a golden retriever hovering over me and a butter knife on my stomach. I straight up BOLTED towards the kitchen, cleared everything off the counter, and jumped on top of it. Jason looked at me really weirdly and so I said "There's an FBI dog in the living room!!" He jumped up on the counter with me. Then Coach Hedge walked in and was like, "I know there's an FBI dog after you, but the Hunters need your help." So we went with Coach Hedge and ended up at a motel. The only thing I can remember past that point is that the Hunters were there.

you either vibe with your friend doing axe murder or you don’t

My younger sibling has their first day of high school today and I feel like I'm gonna cry- This feels so surreal cause like, I remember being in Year Six and crying because I was terrified of Year 7 and now I'm about to go into Year Nine. Like, what!? Anyway, good luck bestie bae! Sending good vibes your way❤❤❤ Love you!!!!!

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