The Thing With Me Is That Ive Seen Over 30 Film Adaptations Of Dracula And Therefore Should Be A Great

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

idk why people are offended when kids are like 'im aroace.' yeah, they MIGHT grow out of it. i did! i used to identify as aroace and now i dont and like SO? i was comfy and happy identifyin as aroace. i wasnt hurting anyone. i am comfy and happy now, it didnt like HARM me. and some might NOT grow out of it, and theyll find a label that fits them very young and keep it as they grow older! and be super comfy and happy! like why do you give a shit about the possibility that something COULD be a phase. its not hurting anyone either way! its just making people comfy and happy!

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

I forgot I made this