I love you Yosano, I love that you went and got an actual medical degree even after years of trauma to prove yourself as a doctor instead of relying on your ability which you hate, I love you Ranpo, I love your belief that a person’s decisions which make up their whole world regardless of outside factors is the greatest gift humanity has, I love you Kunikida, I love the correlation between your hatred of authority and your fierce desire for justice leading you to positions of guidance and help for those weaker in society, I love you Katai, I love the lengths you go to in order to show your devotion to those you love, I love you Fukuzawa, I love that your inner strength was strong enough to stop yourself falling further down into bloodthirst and desire for violence and the kill despite being completely alone throughout it
"Are they lovers?"
Worse they're fucking stupid
Caleb, all tangled up with you after the filthiest, toe-curling, back-arching, forgot-your-own-name kind of sex, just holding you close and murmuring sweet things against your skin like you’re his whole world.
I can't believe I drew a fanart for this
(head)canon that kunikida is the only one who carries a gun with him. headcanon its because kyouka isn't interested in killing. yosano thinks her giant knives are better. kenji is far too young. atsushi isn't trained. fukuzawa strictly uses his katana. and finally. dazai, tanizaki, and rampo are banned from guns because they would shoot anyone who inconveniences/annoys them.
Caleb who falls in love with a picky eater
Caleb who from a very young age knows that you’re not willing to touch most foods. he- not so- secretly observed you at lunch every-single-day for years to see what parts of you lunch you end up neglecting and now when he once again can cook for you, he is back at his not so subtle glances.
Caleb who never teases you about being picky, after all that’s what made him start cooking. making your life nicer is his biggest reward - nailing the flavours that you love and not even touching the ones that you don't like. He prefers to eat your leftovers as well- long finished his meal, he patiently waits for you to finish and give all that's you couldn't take anymore- with the portion size he is giving you, you might think you are an Olympic weightlifter.
Caleb who attempts -and succeeds- at bribing you through his food- he did win your heart through stomach after all- he is very giddy about it, giggling like a schoolgirl whenever he thinks about it - you love his food.
Caleb who knows it’s his life’s mission to make sure you are well fed.
Caleb who cooks for you three proper meals everyday, with no skip. you had to put a lock on kitchen door, to physically restrict him from cooking when he is sick, which did end up with him wailing about his "sugar" dying out of hunger.
Caleb who telepathically knows what you are going to prefer on specific days- Raining? Oh, he is already preparing soup, but not "just" soup. no, he is preparing "that one"- the Thai chicken soup, that you two tried once(3 years ago), while on a trip in Japan, the one you called delicious five times (he counted) -just to suggest it politely after.
Caleb who will take away any items off of a dish in any events-everywhere, all the time- you two visit before you even ask, hell even before you even can think about it, if he is not the cook.( his food, after all does not contain anything you have no taste for) nothing to be embarrassed about! food is meant to be enjoyed! and he will do anything, just for you not to worry.
Caleb who will quite literally do anything- backflip, sell his soul, be a monk, go bald, can even explode!- to make sure you’re happy, healthy, and not hungry!!
there's two major losses in my life. 1, the fact that nanami kento is not real. 2, if nanami kento was real, he would not be with me, in fact he might be dead irl as well.
PRE-BOYFRIEND!CALEB who admires you from a distance, puppy eyes full of passion and devotion. A smile was always drawn on Caleb's face every time he looked at you, his heart beating a little faster every time you looked at him and returned the smile. “I can swear you were created by gods and stars. it is impossible for a person like you, a soul like you, to be fully human.”
PRE-BOYFRIEND!CALEB who would in full seriousness introduce you to his friends in the fleet as an "angel"- he is convinced you are one and boom—his friends were calling you 'Angel' like it was printed on your birth certificate, no questions asked.
He would also use cheesy lines as "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" which in response only would earn him a light smack. He adores you too much.
PRE-BOYFRIEND!CALEB who finds peace in your arms, not having any shame in asking you for a hug. Between smiles and winks, Caleb would use his sweet voice to persuade you to wrap him in a strong hug, a quick hug, a playful hug — it didn't matter what kind, it just had to be yours. "It is written in the stars. if you don't give me a hug, your arms will fall off, or worse you will explode!i’m just looking out for your well-being pipsqueak.”