Yoongi: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *aggressively Throws Water Bottles*

Jjk flight attendants

(head)canon that kunikida is the only one who carries a gun with him. headcanon its because kyouka isn't interested in killing. yosano thinks her giant knives are better. kenji is far too young. atsushi isn't trained. fukuzawa strictly uses his katana. and finally. dazai, tanizaki, and rampo are banned from guns because they would shoot anyone who inconveniences/annoys them.

PRE-BOYFRIEND!CALEB who admires you from a distance, puppy eyes full of passion and devotion. A smile was always drawn on Caleb's face every time he looked at you, his heart beating a little faster every time you looked at him and returned the smile. “I can swear you were created by gods and stars. it is impossible for a person like you, a soul like you, to be fully human.”

PRE-BOYFRIEND!CALEB who would in full seriousness introduce you to his friends in the fleet as an "angel"- he is convinced you are one and boom—his friends were calling you 'Angel' like it was printed on your birth certificate, no questions asked.

He would also use cheesy lines as "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" which in response only would earn him a light smack. He adores you too much.

PRE-BOYFRIEND!CALEB who finds peace in your arms, not having any shame in asking you for a hug. Between smiles and winks, Caleb would use his sweet voice to persuade you to wrap him in a strong hug, a quick hug, a playful hug — it didn't matter what kind, it just had to be yours. "It is written in the stars. if you don't give me a hug, your arms will fall off, or worse you will explode!i’m just looking out for your well-being pipsqueak.”

Dazai canonically rambling about his loved ones at every possible opportunity is so dear to me.

Mori knew a lot of the things he did about Oda because Dazai told him. Akutagawa also knew about Oda and how important he is to Dazai because of Dazai's ramblings. Random, unnamed PM members know about Oda being very dear to Dazai, because Dazai praises him and talks about how great he is.

Chuuya knew straight away that Dazai had been speaking about him to the ADA. It wasn't something he expressed feeling betrayed or suprised about. It was just an immediate understanding that of all the ways they could probably have known about him and his ability despite it being confidential information in the PM, Dazai's ramblings were most likely the reason.

The way that Dazai speaks about Ranpo to quite literally anyone who will listen. To Fydor, to random cops, to Atsushi.

Dazai canonically brags about the people he cares about in an 'omg omg omg my person my people I love them look how amazing they are' way.

OMFG NO BECAUSE LITERALLY

"The Capture of Samson" --Anthony van Dyck, 1630

Yuzuru Hanyu delayed axel

Ice King's signature figure

Kaori Sakamoto: All That Jazz » 2025 World Team Trophy come on babe, why don't we paint the town?