I'm

Eternally pissed they didn’t let Raph say this line

so *cough cough* i just noticed something in morse code that made me … wow

so you know the

well..

i noticed the “dots” and “dashes” changed on each side, and what really stuck out to me was that the “—” “-.” on each side clearly spell out “no.” there isnt any “…” so idk, it was just something that i noticed.

technically you could make anything out of these lines but i just thought it was interesting that the dots and dashes changed and that they were exact in their size, which could indicate some sort of code. and well.. undertale is no stranger to code

haha imagine you're being investigated for child abuse and so in a panic you free your secret specimen you visit at nighttime so that the government doesn't find it when they take you in for questioning but then one night later your missing son shows up at your doorstep with the same injuries as your specimen,, lol whoops

I think my favorite thing about Kris and Susie both individually and as a duo is that they're fucking TERRIFYING in like different archetypal ways while also being your average idiot teens

Like where else are you going to get a quiet kid with knife iconography who tears out their own soul and whose canon expressions are either deadpan or unhinged with glowing red eyes

Paired with an enormous fucking monster with fangs that can probably be measured in inches and burning eyes and a snout wrinkled in animal rage who can and will destroy anything in her path and at one point threatens to rip our face off with her massive bestial jaws

Both of whom canonically eat moss. And attempt to eat the clothes off a mannequin. And try to fit their entire heads into those dumbass talky tubes. And are just a couple of idiot teenagers who dick around town and accidentally run into your divorced parents in a Walmart and have to just hide in the corner together and try not to hear the absolute trainwreck that's happening like three aisles over

Like. I don't know if I can call it juxtaposition per se, but the fact that they could both easily be villains with their aesthetics and abilities but are also both just head-empty morons.. it's good.

Okay, as much as  we joke about 1 HP Sans, I honestly don’t think he really has just 1 HP.

Now, we all know that Sans is the only monster who doesn’t turn into dust once you defeat him; rather, he walks off screen. However, if you actually check your kill count stats before and after defeating Sans, Sans is not counted as a kill. Yes, defeating him adds to your EXP, LV, and HP. But your Kill Count stays at 105! Here is proof from a playthrough a friend of mine did.

But you DO make a hit on him!

So if this doesn’t actually kill him, what’s up with that? WHO ARE YOU SANS

I give it a week before Frisk regrets it

Also, I just want to say that I love FIERCE WOMAN WHO WILL NOT BACK THE FUCK DOWN