Tamagotchi! Now Biblically Accurate

I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.

What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.

Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?

Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.

you can domesticate one animal species of your choosing, which do you pick and why? explain your reasoning

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary new beginnings are scary but they're necessary

there are monsters nearby

I wanted to make a backstory for the time I found this in pokemon Violet XD