Can't Even Kiss Your Brother On The Mouth Anymore. Because Of Woke .

teen liam being grumpy all day but then his older brother comes to him and fucks him till he has a smile in his face

He is such a toddler 😭

Liam has been at the Howard Stern Show and suddenly he needed to pee/or (and) do something else. 😃

HELL YES

liam thinking he can top his older brother but noel proving him the opposite and being rough while doing it

ORGY

Liam and Gem taking turns to fuck Noel and ending arguing over him

muh neurodivergent 24 year old minor

you clearly have no brother, you wouldn't be a Gallaghercest sick asshole

I actually do have a brother in real life fyi... and i get along w him well its not like i have irl !ncest.. its just fixation about a band, think before u speak little bro

new follower inteigued by oasis. What are some actually real crazy things that happened?

everything. jokes aside though like. They’re extremely fucking weird about each other to the point where trying to summarize everything on my own is a futile effort. The thing is too is that the oasis iceberg works in such a way that the stuff you can see with your eyeballs is ultimately not the really wild stuff, but that deeper iceberg stuff doesn’t really make a lot of sense in isolation. So, in terms of like outwardly crazy shit, here’s some highlights I find personally fun

- the first red flag—Noel French kissed Liam at one of their biggest shows in front of thousands of people and also their mom. The crazy part isn’t this though, because anyone can French kiss. The crazy part is that this happened immediately after Liam got engaged that week (without telling Noel, who had to find out in the gossip rags), then kiss happens, they proceeded to have a big fight (among other things), Noel kidnaps (yes literally) Liam and takes him to a house out in the country to work out their issues (no one knows where they are), they do that supposedly, but then Noel says he’s going to get married too, Liam flips his shit and throws an ashtray through the window, they get married like a month apart and don’t go to each other’s weddings. and then, years later, get divorced around the same time. Everyone is in agreement that they get along best when they’re not married

- speaking of, there’s 3 kisses out there. Public makeout action from 1996, a cute one from like 1994 in Tokyo, and then one that a paparazzi/photographer got after an award ceremony, which wasn’t intended to be seen by anyone/not done for a crowd

- speaking of the French kissed, in 2016 Liam cosplayed the outfit + hair he wore when he got French kissed to the premier of their documentary. Noel did not show up. Afterwards he got blasted at a pub and was miserable to the point where his driver told the interviewer he has no friends

- Liam wrote a song about Noel called Guess God Thinks I’m Abel that begins with “I could be your lover, you could be all mine” and Noel wrote a song with the lyrics “you’re my lover, I’m your brother”. While the music is more like…fun meta flavoring it’s still crazy

- Liam also believes the song Wonderwall is about him. Y’know. The romance song.

- Liam blew half his net worth buying a house in France with Noel’s name carved on the walls

then there’s this, and even though it’s almost certifiably not true the fact that he said it at all in front of a crowd is crazy

and of course them humping on stage

and some other incredibly insane things they say about each other

Always when i see the famous gcest french kiss i get rock hard there you go

gcest. think of it. tell me if it makes you hard.

this guys world has just exploded. he’s short circuited. he’s just had the best kiss of his life and it’s from his brother who he’s worshipped and chased after for years. the whole world’s just zeroed down the two of them. his lips and tongue carry the lingering feeling of Noel’s, he’s out of it but nothings made more sense. he’s frighteningly sober in this moment. his mouth is still open, unguarded and his only focus is his brother whose lips he has kissed.

this man is so hard he can barely think straight

them on this era fucking but liam being extra careful because his brother is getting older